British empire: where is scotland?
Wales: he's in the bathroom
British empire: Scotland come out of the bathroom
Scotland: umh... no?
British empire: young man come out of that bathroom
Scotland: nooooo
British empire: come out now! I am your father you will respect me in my own house-
Scotland: *kicks the door off its hinges*
British empire: *punches it forward with hand on his face*
OW YOU HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH THE DOOR-
*sees unconscious Scotland*
OH SORRY SCOT I DIDNT MEAN IT, I DIDNT MEAN IT! OH NO-
Ireland: *dying inside*
He's dead-
Wales, England and isle of man: *on the floor laughing *
YOU ARE READING
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