Based in the cold war✨️
Russia: are you a soldier?
USA: mhm
Russia: one day, I'm going to be a soldier
USA: really-
*uninterested af*
Russia: no not really... Father says I don't have the balls to be a soldier...
And he's right, I'm a fucking ✨️pretty princess✨️
*spawn a skirt and does ballet*
USA: *drops glasses in wtaf*
YOU ARE READING
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Acakwhy not, I'm boreddddddd just smt that might make u laugh, no guarantee, u might fall asleep Most of these are from yt/tt/pinterest so I don't claim any right to them, if I know the maker I will put their account on the story part, if I don't and yo...
