British family shit ✨️
America: I left everyone a sheet of what to do while I'm gone
France: mine just says France no-
America: I want you to apply it to every situation-
* b l e e p *
America: British people be like "It's chewsday innit?"
*wheeze*
Britain: wasn't Boston enough for you-?
America: British people be like "can I get a baoa o wa'er?"
*wheeze*
Britain: I have a knife. I will use it.
America: British people get mad and be like "a'r you facken shtewpid?!"
*American wheezing*
Britain: stop child-
America: British people getting stabbed be like "oi mate, bit rewd to put that knoife in mi chest innit?
*choking on air*
Britain: im British so you half british
America: *stops wheezing and is shooketh*
*b l o o p *
Child nada: were going on a trip!
Teen ireland: but we broke our rocket ship
Adult scotland: falling through the sky
Ireland & scotland: LITTLE DEAD GUYS
Nada: *sobbing*
France: *bout to crash the car*
*b l o o p *
Baby America: butterfly!
Ireland: butterflies are winged worms
America: *crying*
Why do you ruin everything...
*b l o o p*
Ireland: why aren't you sleeping?
Scotland: I'm too busy plotting your murder ireland
Ireland: ...
Scotland: the nightmares
Ireland: awhhhh, little loser
*ruffles his hair in older*
*b l o o p*
Wales: I got us matching bracelets!
NI: these are handcuffs-
Wales: because we're partners in crime!
NI: Brothers help me-
Ireland: *w h e e z e*
This was meant to me posted 2 weeks ago wtf T-T
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