Kalego x Iruma One Shots

When Iruma's innocence is taking over him part 1

Note: I know that they are out of character just 🤫. Just go on with the story. Also I added something in the end.

At the Thirteen Crowns Dinner

The Thirteen Crowns had just finished interviewing the three great-grandsons, who were now happily eating. The room was silent, except for the clinking of silverware, when Iruma suddenly spoke up.

"Hey, Henri San, can I ask you a question?" Iruma asked the chief of border control.

"Sure, go ahead," Henri replied, curious about Iruma's question.

"Suicide should be illegal, right?" Iruma asked, causing everyone to stop what they were doing.

"Uhmmm, yeah, someone who commits suicide would be put in jail for life. Why do you ask?" Henri answered, trying to maintain his composure.

"It's just that I was wondering how you would put them in jail if they were already dead?" Iruma asked innocently, as if unaware of the gravity of his question.

His answer left everyone dumbfounded, prompting them to rethink their life choices. Some found it humorous how Iruma could ask such a question with such an innocent expression. But Iruma's master had a different reaction.

"Iruma, why? Just why?" she said, facepalming.

Harvest Festival

At the harvest festival, Iruma and Lied were discussing love. Iruma, ever curious, decided to ask Lied a question, unaware that their master and some teachers were listening.

"Hey, Lied, can I ask you a question?" Iruma asked his classmate.

"Yeah, sure, what is it?" Lied replied, wondering what Iruma was about to ask.

"How are babies made? Do they fall from the sky?" Iruma asked in confusion.

"Iruma, you seriously don't know that?" Lied asked, astonished.

"Ummm, no?" Iruma replied, still confused.

"Dang, the principal must have kept his innocence for years," Lied whispered to himself.

"What did you say?" Iruma asked, wanting to know if Lied had answered his question.

"Uhhh, nothing. You should ask your grandfather for that information," Lied said, avoiding the question. "Because I don't want to die yet, and the principal might kill me if he finds out I told his grandson about that..." he thought to himself.

"Kay," Iruma said, still confused about why his classmate wouldn't answer.

Meanwhile, at the Master's Tent

"What an innocent child!" Raim sensei exclaimed.

"That stupid student," Iruma's master muttered.

"Pffttt..."

At the Teacher's View

"Kalego, it looks like you'd have a hard time having one with Iruma," Dali Sensei said, laughing hysterically.

"You little piece of..." Kalego started, but Balam put a hand on his shoulder before he could finish.

"Now, Kalego, it's not nice to say that," Balam said.

"Balam, you don't understand," Kalego said, his voice low and dangerous. "That child is a walking disaster."

"Oh, come now, Kalego. Iruma is a good boy. He just needs a little guidance," Balam said, patting Kalego's back.

"Guidance? He's a demon who doesn't know how babies are made!" Kalego exclaimed, shaking his head.

"Well, maybe he's just a little slow," Dali Sensei said, chuckling.

"Dali, shut up," Kalego snapped.

"But Kalego, you know you love him," Balam said, winking.

Kalego glared at Balam, but a faint blush crept up his cheeks. "I do not love that child!" he said, but his voice lacked conviction.

"Oh, Kalego, you're so transparent," Balam said, shaking his head.

"I swear, if you don't stop..." Kalego said, but Balam just continued to laugh.

Later, at the festival

"Iruma, you're a walking disaster," Asmodeus said, shaking his head. "You're always getting into trouble."

"But I'm just curious!" Iruma said, his eyes wide with innocence.

"Curious? You asked Lied how babies are made in front of everyone!" Asmodeus said, exasperated.

"Oh, yeah, I forgot about that," Iruma said, scratching his head.

"Iruma, you're going to get us all killed," Asmodeus said, sighing.

"But I'm just trying to learn," Iruma said, his eyes sparkling with curiosity.

"You're trying to learn by asking the most inappropriate questions possible," Asmodeus said, rolling his eyes.

"Oh, come on, Azz-kun. Don't be so grumpy," Iruma said, giving Asmodeus a playful nudge.

"You're lucky I love you," Asmodeus said, shaking his head.

"I know, I know," Iruma said, grinning.

Asmodeus sighed. "You know, I'm starting to think I'm the only sane one in this entire school."

"Don't worry, Azz-kun. I'll keep you company," Iruma said, giving Asmodeus a reassuring smile.

"You know, I'm starting to think I'm the only sane one in this entire school," Asmodeus said, shaking his head.

"Don't worry, Azz-kun. I'll keep you company," Iruma said, giving Asmodeus a reassuring smile.

I hope this gives you a good starting point for more dialogue and character interactions!

Key changes:

• Spelling: Corrected "suc**" to "suicide" and "d*ad" to "dead."

• Punctuation: Added commas, periods, and question marks where needed.

• Dialogue Tags: Made sure dialogue tags were properly punctuated.

• Word Choice: Used more natural and appropriate language.

I hope this revised version is more understandable and enjoyable!