Death p.a.c.t again

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I'm making myself do this until I have done every team from every object show I've watched

Either Team8s or Are you okay

I'm officially insane :]


Pie: I don't want to fight you!

Black Hole: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!

(Already chaotic lmao)


Remote, to Tree: All right, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'm going to go first– I hate you.

(Remote, ily but no-)


Lightning: Anyone d-

Pie: Depressed?

Fanny: Drained?

Black Hole: Dumb?

Tree: Disliked?

Lightning: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...


Marker: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?

Remote: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.


Marker, with his hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Remote: Oh? Lemme see!

Marker, opening his hands to see nothing there: ...hm.

Black Hole: ...where's the spider.

Marker: *looks troubled and stares at his hands*

Remote: Oh no.

Black Hole: MARKER, WHERE'S THE SPIDER?!


Pie: I don't need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.


Tree: Fanny, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.

Fanny: Why? I'm fine on the stand!

*flashback to Testimony #1*

Fanny: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.

Fanny, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.

*flashback to Testimony #2*

Fanny: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?

Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?

*flashback to Testimony #3*

Fanny: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.

Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

(I'm dying from laughter help-)


Marker: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.

Tree: Being a fish.

Marker: Well, shit.


Fanny: Today at 7 am, Remote poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.

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