I'm making myself do this until I have done every team from every object show I've watched
Either Team8s or Are you okay
I'm officially insane :]
Pie: I don't want to fight you!
Black Hole: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!
(Already chaotic lmao)
Remote, to Tree: All right, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'm going to go first– I hate you.
(Remote, ily but no-)
Lightning: Anyone d-
Pie: Depressed?
Fanny: Drained?
Black Hole: Dumb?
Tree: Disliked?
Lightning: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
Marker: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Remote: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.
Marker, with his hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!
Remote: Oh? Lemme see!
Marker, opening his hands to see nothing there: ...hm.
Black Hole: ...where's the spider.
Marker: *looks troubled and stares at his hands*
Remote: Oh no.
Black Hole: MARKER, WHERE'S THE SPIDER?!
Pie: I don't need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
Tree: Fanny, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Fanny: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
*flashback to Testimony #1*
Fanny: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Fanny, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
*flashback to Testimony #2*
Fanny: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?
*flashback to Testimony #3*
Fanny: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
(I'm dying from laughter help-)
Marker: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Tree: Being a fish.
Marker: Well, shit.
Fanny: Today at 7 am, Remote poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect quotes but with BFDI
RandomI'm gonna go insane hehe I'm just gonna do 1 chapter for each team But I'll do an extra chapter for my favourite teams And then I'll take requests