Incorrect quotes but with BFDI

Ships part 1

A whole chapter dedicated to my ships

This will include:

Fireafy

Coinpin

Needrop (or whatever the ship name for needy x teardrop is)

Mathcil

Penraser

Woody x Blocky (couldn't think of a ship name)

Can't wait for my irl friend to see this :D

Leafy: Did it hurt when you fell-

Firey: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-

Leafy: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Firey: ...

Leafy: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Coiny: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Pin: Aren't you forgetting something?

Coiny: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Pin's forehead before running out.*

Pin: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Needle: Pros and cons of dating me.

Needle: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Needle: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Match: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Pencil: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Match, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Pen: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Eraser: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.

Pen: ...

Pen: You mean ring bearER, right?

Eraser: ...

Pen: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Blocky: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Woody: That's great, Blocky. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Firey walking into the kitchen and seeing all his limes peeled: Leafy, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Leafy, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

Pin: How much did you spend on this date?

Coiny: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

Needle: Are we fighting or flirting?

Teardrop: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Needle: Your point?

(Let's say she's using a text to speech thing, or we can throw logic out the window)

Match: I fell—

Pencil: From heaven?

Match: No, I literally fell—