Incorrect quotes but with BFDI

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Expect these to come out quite frequently

I have no homework 😎

Cloudy: *points at Bottle* A human turtleneck, *points at Ice Cube* a narcissistic monster, *points at Clock* and literally the dumbest person I've ever met.

Clock: And who am I? Describe me now.

Winner: If we don't get out of this alive... If we're both about to die... I love you, Clock!

*Neither of them die*

Clock: ...

Winner: ...

Clock: So do you wanna talk about somethi-

Winner: No thank you.

Ice Cube: What's your greatest fear?

Winner: Being forgotten.

Ice Cube: ...

Ice Cube: Damn, that's deep.

Ice Cube: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

Clock: Yeah I'm LGBT.

Clock: cuLt leader.

Clock: God hates me personally.

Clock: cowBoy hat.

Clock: *sniffles* Trying my best.

(I feel like he would try to start a Winner cult)

*the TV is freaking out*

Bottle: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Bottle: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.

Cloudy: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Bottle: Get two more chairs.

Clock: Cut each chair in half to make six.

Winner: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Yellow Face: I would never be near children.

Ice Cube: Get rid of two kids.

Clock: What are the hardest things to say?

Yellow Face: I was wrong.

Ice Cube: I need help.

Bottle: Worcestershire sauce.

(I mean, she's not wrong-)

Clock: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid.

Winner: You always act stupid.

Winner:

Winner: Wait...

Clock: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Winner: :O language

Ice Cube: Yeah watch your fucking language

Yellow Face: Okay, who taught Ice cube the fuck word?!

Cloudy: 'The fuck word'.