Incorrect quotes but with BFDI

Death p.a.c.t again part 3

Guess who forgot this existed?

Fanny: How long do you think it'll take?

Remote: I don't know, three or four.

Fanny: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Remote: Yeah, maybe five.

Fanny: Five what?!

(5 bananas :D )

Tree: So... what's goin' on?

Lightning: You want the long version or the short version?

Tree, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Lightning: Shit's fucked.

Tree: Oh. Well, yeah, that's definitely not an optimal situation.

Fanny: Hey Lightning?

Lightning: Yeah?

Fanny: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Lightning:

Lightning: ...What.

Pie, to Marker: You have room temperature IQ.

Marker: What's room temperature IQ?

Black Hole: 73°.

Marker: Oh, okay.

Marker: How much is that in IQ?

Fanny: There are no friends when playing board games. I am here to win.

Fanny, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

Tree: I'm yet to properly begin my history notes BUT!!!! I got 100% on a quiz about european countries so who's the REAL winner here.

Fanny: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."

Black Hole: Are you okay?

Tree, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.

Black Hole: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Tree?

Black Hole: Do you love me?

Tree: We're literally married.

Black Hole: Yeah, but as friends or—

*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*

Black Hole: *rolls eyes to the sky*

Marker: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*

Lightning: *puts his earphones on at 100% volume*

Remote: *cries as well for no reason*

Tree: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*

Fanny: *is the reason they're crying*

Pie: *enjoys in silence*