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Bracelety: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
Bracelety: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

Firey jr.: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
8-Ball: You're too young to have enemies.
Firey jr.: You don't even know.

Match: In the past year you have managed to piss off the LAPD, ATF, CIA, FBI-
8-Ball: NBA.
Match: ...?
8-Ball: Snuck into a Cliffords game.

Stapy: A person can really hear themselves think out here.
Stapy's mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?
Stapy: Well, that was a mistake.

Stapy: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Match and Pencil's convo?
Firey jr.: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
8-Ball: I'm in the washing machine.
Bracelety: I'm in the closet.
Firey jr.: We accept you Bracelety. <3
Bracelety: No I'm literally in the closet.
Firey jr.: Love is love. <3

8-Ball: How many children do you have?
Liy: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

8-Ball: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
8-Ball: *sees Liy shoving Stapy into the washing machine while Bracelety records and Pencil watches*
8-Ball: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Firey jr.: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
8-Ball: The final boss.
Pencil: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Firey jr.: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

Bracelety: ARE YOU-
Match: Fucking.
Bracelety: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Match: Fucking.
Bracelety: IDIOT!
Stapy: ...What was that?
Match: Liy banned Bracelety from swearing, so I'm helping her out.

Liy: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Liy: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Match: Liy just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Match: I just won Liy Tantrum Bingo.

Liy: I'm a reverse necromancer.
8-Ball: Isn't that just killing people?
Liy: Ah, technically.

Stapy: I'm not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Pencil: *Incoherent mumbling*
Stapy: Huh?
Match: ...You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.

Liy: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Stapy: Is it about death?
Liy: No.
Match: Is it about drugs?
8-Ball: Is it about sex?
Liy: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Stapy, Match, and 8-Ball:

Stapy: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

Liy, talking about Remote: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH REMOTE AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? SHE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
(Ik remote isn't with the e.x.i.tors but I couldn't stop myself)