Incorrect quotes but with BFDI

Have Cots

Anything said by teardrop will just be in sign language :]

Leafy: I have lots of friends!

Ruby: Name one.

Leafy: Well, there's-

Ruby: Name one you haven't gotten incredibly angry at.

Leafy: Hey, that's not fair, then there isn't any!

(This is why I kin her)

Bubble: Uh, Ruby? Leafy is in the pool and I don't think she's waterproof.

Ruby: What?

Gelatin: I think they meant, Leafy is drowning.

Ruby: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Leafy: *is drowning*

Balloony: OH MY GOD, LEAFY! KEEP SWIMMING!

Leafy: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Balloony: LEAFY!

Ruby: You know, you were right.

Bubble: About what specifically? Because I'm right about a lot of things.

Leafy: What did you two do?

Gelatin:

Teardrop:

Leafy: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Lollipop: I really like Eminem.

Balloony: I prefer skittles.

Teardrop: She's talking about the rapper.

Balloony: Why would she eat the wrapper?

Lollipop: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!

Lollipop: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Lollipop: *crosses her arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in.

Lollipop: Sorry, who are you?

Bubble: Oh, I'm Bubble.

Lollipop: Oh yeah, I've heard about you from Balloony.

Lollipop: Are you their friend or something?

Bubble: No.

Bubble: I'm their therapist.

Balloony: What do we say when making bread?

Leafy, glumly: That's the dough rising.

Balloony: And what do we NOT say?

Bubble, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

(I mean, she's not wrong...)

Balloony: *Texts a selfie to the group chat* Hey besties!!

Ruby: *Texts a selfie clearly parodying Balloony's* hey besties !!1!

Balloony: I literally hate you so much.