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Golf Ball: Hey, can we stay in your room tonight?
Fries: Why?
Golf Ball: Pen fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Tennis Ball: Puffball doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Golf Ball: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Tennis Ball: ...I did. I broke it.
Golf Ball: No. No you didn't. TV?
TV: Don't look at me. Look at Puffball.
Puffball: What?! I didn't break it.
TV: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Puffball: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
TV: Suspicious.
Puffball: No, it's not!
Fries: If it matters, probably not, but Eraser was the last one to use it.
Eraser: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Fries: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Eraser: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fries!
Tennis Ball: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Golf Ball.
Golf Ball: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Puffball: Golf Ball... Pen's been awfully quiet.
Pen: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Golf Ball, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Golf Ball: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Golf Ball:
Golf Ball: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Pen: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Golf Ball?
Golf Ball: ...Not really.
Pen: Nothing?
Golf Ball: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.
Puffball: Something tells me Eraser's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Eraser, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Pen isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
(I feel like he would do this)
Eraser: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Tennis Ball: Oh my god, really?!
Eraser: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.
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RandomI'm gonna go insane hehe I'm just gonna do 1 chapter for each team But I'll do an extra chapter for my favourite teams And then I'll take requests