Guess who came back from the dead?
Book: You read my diary?
Cake: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Bomby: I think Pillow is in trouble.
Naily: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm honest.
Bomby: You tricked me!
Pillow: I deceived you. 'Trick' makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.
Pillow: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Price Tag: I almost died.
Pillow: That... was my favorite memory.
Pillow: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Book: Where did you get that?
Pillow: My pocket.
Book: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Pillow: Skills.
Book: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for methaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!
Nickel: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye but—
Bomby: Thats because your too short to do so.
Nickel: ...Listen here you fucking—
Pillow: *shoves her hand in the slot of a toaster*
Price Tag: ...
Pillow: ...I get confused sometimes.
Price Tag: Me too.
Price Tag & Cake: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Price Tag: We need an adult!
Cake: Price Tag, you are an adult!
Price Tag: We need an adultier adult! Get Book!
Bomby: Good morning.
Cake: Good morning.
Price Tag: Good morning.
Book: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Pillow: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Bomby: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Pillow: What? No good morning?
Bomby: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
Price Tag: Pillow is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.
Nickel: Cake told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.
Book: Please, Pillow, after everything we've been through together. You can't do this.
Book: I'm sorry Pillow.
Book: I'm begging you. Don't do it.
Pillow: It has to be done.
Book:
Pillow:
Book:
Pillow: *Places +4* Uno.
Book: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.
Price Tag: There are no books in prison.
Book: *sighs* Thank you.
Nickel: I desire moisture.
Price Tag: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
Pillow: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.
Nickel: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.
(Same Nickle, same)
Book: How do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you?
Pillow: With the fan on.
*Pillow is substitute teaching*
Student: What did you say?
Pillow: I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!
(If I had her as a teacher, I'm gonna push myself down the nearest set of stairs/hj)
*In a horror movie situation*
Cake: I've got no service in my phone here.
Bomby: Shoot, my battery just died.
Pillow: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Book: Guys, my phone is a book.
Naily: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?
A short chapter cuz my motivation decided one day it should die
Anyways see y'all again in 2 months *disappears*
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect quotes but with BFDI
RandomI'm gonna go insane hehe I'm just gonna do 1 chapter for each team But I'll do an extra chapter for my favourite teams And then I'll take requests
