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Monster Arm / The Other Exchange Student

🎶It's gonna get a little weird,
Gonna get a little wild.
I ain't from 'round here,
I'm from another dimension.🎶

🎶It's gonna get a little weird,
Gonna have a good time!
I ain't from 'round here,
I'm from another woo-hoo!🎶

🎶Yea-ah!🎶

🎶I'm talking rainbows,
I'm talking puppies.
Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puuuhh!🎶

🎶It's gonna get a little weird,
Gonna get a little wild.
I ain't from 'round here,
I'm from another dimension!🎶
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✨NO ONE'S POV:✨
Scene  begins at the Diaz Household. In Marco's bedroom, Marco positions his hand over a plank of wood as you just watch him lazily eating chips.

Marco: [breathes deeply]
Star: [skipping by] La, la-la, la-la, la-laaa. Huh?

Marco: Hiii-yah!
Marco chops the wood in half.
Star: Whoa. You hate wood, too? Yeah, crush that wood! Wood's the worst! [grunts]

You laugh with a tired but catty look

Marco: No, I'm practicing for my upcoming Tang Soo Do tournament. Y/N would've done it with me, BUT SOMEONE JUST HAD TO QUIT-

You: OH SUCK IT UP-
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.back to the program.
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Star: Oh.
Marco: You see, Star, martial arts is all about honor and discipline. Which is why... I'm going to kick Jeremy Birnbaum's butt!

Star: Jeremy Birnbaum? Isn't that the talking bear that used to rummage through my parents' garbage?

Marco: He's just this creep in my dojo who's only any good because his rich parents buy him fancy equipment and private lessons. But Saturday, he's gonna get a taste of this!

Marco stacks three planks of wood.
Marco: Hiiiiii-YAH!
CRACK!

You: Oh Sh-
Marco: [screams in pain as you run towards him in the back]

Fade in on Marco's broken arm in a cast. The cast reads "Get well s♡♡n! Star!" and has several drawings on it.

Marco: [groans] This is a nightmare! If I can't fight Jeremy, he'll say I wussed out, and he'll never let me live it down!

You: dude calm down, maybe that brat will understand?...what's the worst that could happen?

Star uses her magic wand to switch hairstyles.

Star: Pigtails? Ponytail? Pigtails? Ponytail? Pigtails?
You: ponytail [you point to the hair style before she changes it again]

Marco: Wait a minute. You have a wand! You could just fix my hand!

Star's last hairstyle is a hodgepodge of pigtails and ponytails.

Star: You know... That sort of spell is not really in my comfort zone. Oh, but if you like, I can give you a pretty wicked set of pigtails.
Star gives her pigtails again.

You play with her pigtails smiling
Marco: Pigtails? [groans]

Star: [gasps] Unless... I could look up a bone-healing spell in the magic instruction book that came with the wand.
Star pulls a giant book out from under her bed.

Marco: What?!

Marco and you: This whole time you had a magic instruction book?
Star: Yep. Whenever the previous owner of the wand mastered a spell, they scribbled it down in here.

Star opens the book, creating a cloud of dust.
You sneeze wildly covering your nose

Star: [coughing] But it's a complete disorganized mess. It's gonna take me foreeeever to find—Oh! Here it is.
Marco: Really?