When the Star Fell in Love With the Moon

Life is Hard for a Horny Werewolf

Sooo this only took me forever to post :| sorry, anyway:

Remus  tried to push away the thought of Sirius liking him. He quickly and quietly got ready for the day. The other boys were still asleep and Remus wasn't feeling particularly friendly or conversational so as soon as he was done, he crept out the door.
He snuck into the Great Hall and scrounged up a plate of breakfast before slipping off to eat alone in the court yard . He was more than thankful that there weren't many students out yet. He felt awful physically and with how heightened his senses were right now, packed, busting corridors were sure to prove  too much for him. Remus placed the plate of food beside him and held his head in his hands.

Sirius likes me?

Sirius likes me?!

Sirius likes me.

No matter how many times he repeated it in his head it didn't seem true, he just couldn't believe it. He had an overwhelming amount of evidence that Sirius was or at least seemed straight.

Sure, he's been acting really weird, but even if he was gay..

There's no bloody way he's into me

Remus sighed, he was exhausted, mentally and physically. He closed his eyes, maybe he would rest for just a minute that's all...

Remus jolted awake as he felt someone put their hand on his shoulder. He swung wildly for a second before realizing the person in front of him was Sirius.

"Blimey Pads! Don't wake me like that! Especially on a day like today, I almost hit you!" Remus scolded.

Sirius smiled at him.

"Sorry Moons but you weren't in the dorm this morning and you weren't at breakfast so I came looking."

At breakfast? Was breakfast already over?! How long did I sleep for?!

"What time is it?!" Remus started to panic.

"Just about time for class Moony! That's why I'm here. If you keep sleeping, you would've missed class!" Sirius laughed.

Ughh shit

"Fuck me" Remus muttered before pulling himself to his feet.

"No. Fuck me.." Sirius said under his breath, giving Remus a wink before skipping off to class.

Wait...

Did I hear that right?

Did he just say what I think he said?!

What?

In class, Remus couldn't focus. Well he could but not on what he was supposed, his thoughts swirling on Sirius. The annoyingly attractive man sitting in front of him had Remus's head and body in a chokehold and he didn't even know it.  Remus groaned and laid his head down on the desk. He had a raging hard on and all because Sirius was sitting a few feet away from him. He was normally more horny this time of the month but this was getting a bit ridickulous (haha get it?) He couldn't even see the mans face for goodness sakes! He could however, with his heightened senses, smell him, and apparently that was all he needed to be very turned on. Well that, coupled with the fact that:

"No. Fuck me"

Ran through his head on repeat.

Is Sirius trying to fuck with me?!

Fuck with me....

And the wink?! What the fuck was that! ?

Sirius is just a flirt, it's not crazy for him to say that, that's who he is, it means nothing, he probably didn't say that because he has a crush on me right? Because that would be crazy, he just says stuff, just an impulsive habit, that's all right?