Realms United: The Battle Beyond Middle-Earth

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(Campfire outside the borders of Rohan)

Legolas: *trying to understand* an alien named Thanos wiped out half the universe with infinity stones and while half the universe were gone for 5 years, the other heroes that weren't snapped went back in time and recovered the other half of the universe taken. Then with the stones and Tony Stark used them to "wipe" out it's army and because he used the stones, he passed on? 

Spiderman: *nods* yea, thats what happened, it's a lot

Billy: *shocked* woah! that's a lot to take in bro, you guys were gone for 5 years. I can't imagine going through that

Deadpool: *to readers* You all can get a copy of Scott Lang's "Look Out For The Little Guy!" available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Target, and participating stores, and if you don't want to read, there's a podcast on Spotify updated weekly *winks* *back to the story* of yea here Legolas, this is a book that I have that can help explain a little more

Legolas: *reading in the back of the book* "challenging roles of being a father and a hero"

Shang-Chi: you can read English Legolas?

Legolas: I have not seen this language in centuries. Around 300 years ago, I was looking for *reminisces* a group of rangers among them named Strider, and while exploring some new lands, I have stumbled upon Dûrthaur, they liked it to called a city and most of  them were inhabited by Sangyalóke. It is a kingdom I have never seen before. The queen gave me a text that contained the English language that she has taught me but never said where she acquired them. 

Wonder Woman: Do you think that Kingdom would help us?

Legolas: no, they are very secluded kingdom that they do not deal in Middle-Earth's conflicts

Regren: I only heard stories about them. I heard they are very vicious creatures

Legolas: I can assure you they are not. Hostile yes but the queen was very curious individual.

Deadpool: *to the readers* Oh, now I am interested to now what happened between them two *smirks*

*Legolas and Regren confused by the situation*

Wonder Woman: Spiderman, you've mentioned Mr. Tony Stark before, the way you make him sound. He was a great man

Spiderman: *solemn* he was

Wonder Woman: *softens her expression* You were close to him?

Spiderman: He was like a father to me *chuckles softly* He was stern, and then he would make sarcastic remarks, and.. *Shang Chi pats Spiderman's back, but everyone turns their head to Deadpool*

Deadpool: *Sniffles, then takes out a handkerchief, gently lifting his mask as he blows his nose as everyone turns to him, the moment being interrupted* So, so, Sad.

Billy: *scrunched up his face as he noticed Deadpool's bottom half of his face* Sorry dude, I can't get over how gnarly your face looks.

Shang-Chi: I know shit happens, but I'm with Billy on this one. It just...

Spiderman: It just looks right back at you.

*Everyone nods their heads in agreement*

Legolas: Tell me, Sir Deadpool, how did you end up with such a horrid face?

*Billy, Peter and Shang Chi stifles their laughter as Wonder Woman covers her smile with her hand at Legolas blunt statement*

Deadpool: *at the readers* Ohh I like the bluntness, adds to his Elvish sexy charm, Orlando Bloom has that effect I may state *then turns to Legolas* Cancer.