Surprise Fuckers!

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"Alright," I said slightly anxious as I looked to all of the classmates that I hardly spoke to. All of them were gathered before me ready to hear what it was that I had to tell them. 

"Can you fucking tell us why we are here and get on with it nerd?" 

"Shut the fuck up Bakugo or I will turn your ass mute," I responded without a second of hesitation. "Now, what I have to show you isn't something that will affect any one person. It will affect everyone on multiple levels both for good and bad." I said as I glanced up at Shota walking in with a box of Diapers and a clearish bag of baby formula. Early preparation if you will. 

 I stood and explained a little more in a less-than-detailed way giving them no useful information until Momo came out. "Hey everyone, Thanks for picking those up for me Sensei." She said as she walked out briskly in exactly what she said she was going to wear. A skin-tight shirt and an unzipped sweatshirt showed her baby bump as she rushed over to Shota to grab the box of diapers and formula for future use. A few gasps could be heard then a seemingly very loud 'Oh my god' could be heard from amongst the group. 

"This is a joke, right? Like a really good prank... Right?"One of them asked trying to make sense of it, while Momo rushed back to her dorm, where Lye waited for her.

"Nope, what you saw is for exactly what is expected to be used for."

"Holy shit," Iida said suddenly causing everyone to turn and look at him completely flabbergasted. 

"Hold on. You've pretty much been the only one to hang around Yaomomo since you arrived. Izuku are you the baby daddy?" Hagakure asked and I could almost see her invisible eyes waiting excitedly for my answer. 

"No, I'm not. I've just been her supportive gay best friend. That said if an of you give any sort of crap to Momo I will send you out further than the mesosphere. Any questions, comments, or concerns?"

"I have so many questions," Denki announced. "First, just how long have you known about it and where do you fall in the situation?"

"Either I ate one of Hanta's weed cookies or Denki just asked a fucking smart question," Tsu said looking like everything she had known was a lie.

"I've known since I think it was like my second or third day here. I've been her support and someone that she relied on due to the situation and have helped her set up almost everything she'll need. That is where I am in the situation. I'm the godfather." I responded pretty much to toot my own horn. 

"Okay but if you aren't the dad, who is? Why isn't he helping at all? Also how far along is she? We haven't seen the bump at all until tonight and that was a very obvious bump." Ochaco questioned getting hums of agreement. 

"He's dead," Momo announced as she made her way back into the room and stood next to me, grabbing my hand in the process. A few gasps followed her sudden appearance and her answer. I felt as she trembled a bit probably remembering everything she had gone through, causing me to tighten my grip on her hand a little. 

"He was an abusive fuck too. I personally am glad that Karma came and caught up to him." I huffed. "As for the bump, I've been hiding it for her," I told them before I said the chant and hid her bump then I chanted the reverse spell and showed her bump once more. 

"I'm about mid-second trimester," Momo admitted as she placed her free hand on her bump unconsciously. "Yuuna will be due sometime before or after we get back from winter break."

"Yuuna! That's such a pretty name!" Hagakure screeched. "I can't wait to spoil the bean and be the best Auntie ever!"

"Hey now, don't say things you know can be topped. I'm definitely going to be the best Auntie." Kyoka stated matter-of-factly. 

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