Episode 4 (PART 1 OF 2)- Dont Dig Straight Down!

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(btw check out my fav song- Clear (shawn wasabi remix) 

Winner: last time on BFDeI,

(AT THE CAFE) 

Salt Lamp: why do we eat white chunks of spoiled milk for breakfast-

Onigiri: chunk gwoASsSSs 🤢

Sink: i think its actually pretty good!

(everyone stares at sink)

Sink: what?

(OVER AT TEAM 1'S TABLE)

Conch Shell: good job PDA! 

PDA: thank you ❤️!!! 

PDA: Anchor on the other hand...

Anchor: DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME!!!

PDA: YEA, ME!

Anchor: GRRR

(they start fighting)

Boom Mic: really anchor.

a few people: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Disky: I WOULD LIKE A COFFEE WITH 7 SHOTS OF ESPRESSO, 72 POUNDS OF SUGAR, WIPPED CREAM, DECAf, VEGAN, NO ICE, 4 WASPS, LATTE, ALMOND MILK AND A GOLD BELT PLS TYYYYY!!!

VHSy: yea im out.

Blender: OMG SAME!

Salt Lamp: CAN EVERYONE SHUT UPP!!!!!

almost everyone looks at Salt Lamp

Shopping Cart: ik she would have blew it.

Salt Lamp: YOU ALL ARE DRIVING ME MAD!!!

Sink: not our fault you are a crazy mad a-

Salt Lamp: what did you just call me?

Sink: i call-

(Salt Lamp throws Sink at the wall. Sink shatters)

Tapey: ok, i need you two to come with me.

Snare Drum: ok?

(a few minutes later)

Winner: WHY IS THERE LAVA EVERYWHERE!

(teleports everyone to the roof of the cafe)

Tapey: so uhhhh

(FLASHBACK)

Snare Drum: soo, your saying that there is a deposit of oil under here?

Tapey: yup! this oil can sell for hundreds of millions of dollars! we dont need the show if we have this!

Conch Shell: candle go boom boom

(BOOM)

Tapey: OIL WOOOOO! wait, Conch Shell-

(fire does not exist in this universe, its lava instead)

(END OF FLASHBACK)

Winner: well, i guess the challenge is to survive the lava. 

Shopping Cart: ITS RISING, HURRY, LETS GO!

Sink: ded 

Tapey: ALLY'S! IN MY BUNKER!

VHSy: gotta climb this tree, gotta- wait who is that? also hey ITRD!

ITRD: who? also hi-

Remote: why is there lava in this universe-

Tree: i have no idea. 

VHSy: WHO IN THE HOLY NAME OF CHEETOS ARE YOU GUYS?

Liy: oh us? we are Death PACT! we help prevent death!

ITRD: i could tell by the name, but CAN YOU HELP US REMOVE THIS LAVA!!!!

Bottle: OOH LAVA!! WEE- i feel funny- (CRACK)

Pen: geez. anyways, are you all in a reality show?

VHSy: yea?

Black Hole: i mean, i could try to suck up the lava. but that could kill everybody in this universe!

ITRD: yea, dont do that.

Pie: well, we better get started! see you around!

VHSy: hey ITRD, why did you sign up?

ITRD: well, i saw the ad on tv. thats kinda it. you?

VHSy: well, being homeless is not fun. and i need the money to buy a house, etc. i dont know alot of people. only the people on my team. i dont have alot of friends either. 

ITRD: i mean, we could be friends if you want!

VHSy: thanks! also, we should get off of this tree before we become molten rock.

ITRD: oh yea.

(hint hint)

(im too lazy and tired at 3 am to write the second part. so here u go!!!)

480 words.. oof. part two will be more.


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