Just a couple warnings, there will be cursing, especially jeff. There will be some sexual scenes, and there might , (not so sure yet) be some suicidal, and self harm stuff. .. if there or when there will, I will put a trigger warning in the title. ( TRIGGER WARNING BELOW)
Jeff : Will you just get along with it
Me: No, I'm not gonna have people kill themselves because of this book!
Jeff : Hey, they're just saving themselves from this pretty fucked up world. All that's gonna happen is I will end up saving th--.
Me: SHUT UP JEFF. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW
Jeff: Damn, I'm just proving a poi--
Me: I SAID SHUT UP JEFF.
Jeff: ALRIGHT! GOD! *under breath* bitch....
Me: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?! HUH? SAY IT AGAIN BITCH
BEN: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE!? *walking in from game room*
Jeff: NOTHING GET OUT OF HERE MIDGET
BEN: FUCK YOU JEFF
Jeff : NAH, YOU HAVE SADIE FOR THAT
BEN: YOUR SO MEAN
Slenderman: *rage static for short moment while me, jeff and BEN cover our ears.* *pounding voice:* WHY ARE YOU YELLING, CHILDREN?
Me, Jeff, BEN : *in unison:* Sorry Slenderman.
*We all go back to our rooms*
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My Life in the Creepypasta House
KorkuMy everyday life being a creepypasta, and living with everyone