Carrot Top

interigation time but not really

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The drive in the Bioship was insufferable, even though Dick had a bag over his head and he was tied by the hands and feet, it didn't stop him from making conversation. "You know you guys are kinda boring, how do you live like this?" Dick asked, it was totally silent around him, but he could sense that there was 7 people were there. They had taken all his weapons and gear or at least that's what the hero's thought.

"It's not me y'all but it smells like a fish market down here, someone needs to close their legs," He scrunched his nose in disgust. Kaldur's mouth dropped, "I'll have you know that Poseidon's Charm is one of the most popular scents in Oceana." "Oh shit, I'm so sorry!" Dick gasped, his tone filled with mock horror. "I didn't know! I—wow, that's... a unique scent, huh?" He shook his head, clearly trying not to laugh.

"Poseidon must not be getting much action if that's what he's going with," Dick muttered under his breath, but loud enough for everyone to hear.

Wally and Artemis were in the back, struggling to stifle their laughter. "Oh my god," Wally whispered, trying and failing to stop his giggles. "Renegade, you're a mess," Artemis snorted.

"Hey, I'm just speaking the truth," Dick teased, his voice dripping with playful flirtation. "Can't help it if I'm surrounded by... unique scents."

Batman's sharp voice broke through the banter. "Renegade, what is 'The Light'?"

Dick didn't hesitate, his tone dripping with sarcasm. "How the hell would I know? You literally crashed the party before Joker could even explain it, dumbass." He rolled his eyes from inside the bag, clearly amused by the whole situation.

Batman didn't say anything in response, his silence hanging thick in the air. The giggles from the others were quickly silenced by his trademark glare.

Dick smirked, "No words? Guess you should've thought about that, Big B." He chuckled to himself, clearly enjoying every second of the discomfort in the ship.

"We're here," Batman muttered, a hint of frustration in his voice. "Take Renegade to the room."

"Ooh, kinky," Dick purred from behind the bag, his voice far too cheerful. "Me and you are gonna have tons of fun in there, huh, Carrots?"

Wally's face turned a shade of red that could rival a tomato, and he immediately lowered his head, hoping no one saw his embarrassed expression. "Shut up," he grumbled, his tone sharp as he tried to hide his flushed face.

Artemis couldn't hold it in anymore. "What do you like him KF?" she teased, her laughter ringing out through the ship.

"I swear to god, Artemis, if you don't shut up—" Wally growled, his annoyance growing by the second.

"Oh, you two are so cute," Dick cooed, his voice dripping with playful affection. "But Wally? You're not fooling anyone. I can see how red you're getting. It's kinda adorable."

Wally groaned and turned even redder. "I said, shut up, Renegade!"

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Kid flash had been tasked with taking the villain to the interrogation room. The tension was thick—so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Renegade didn't move, didn't speak, not a sound escaped from behind the bag over his head. Wally crossed his arms, shooting occasional glares at the bound villain. (think of him like strapped to a wheel chair) "So, what are you waiting for? You gonna talk or what?"

Ren's lips curled into a smirk beneath the fabric of the bag. "Holo, text Slade," he whispered, as quiet as possible. His fingers twitched slightly, but there was no way for anyone to notice. The mic in his domino mask was still working, the gear strapped under his mask just a touch too complicated for anyone to realize—like the tiny holo screen embedded in his glove. He barely needed to speak loud enough for anyone to hear.