The sun rises. The sunlight reaches to all corners of the earth. One of these many corners is an open window, with a flower pot directly in the spotlight. The sunlight slowly shines the room, revealing a bed with a person sleeping on it.
RING RING RING
"..."
RING RI-
The alarm clock by the side of the bed is pierced with a spike made out of emerald. The sunlight shun into the room, revealing a rather large room. The person on the bed, who doesn't even have a head and instead has a sphere shaped object as a head rolls and accidentally falls off the bed.
"Eugh.."
He snaps his finger. A crystal elemental rises from a magic circle on the ground. It crouches down to grab the blanket and plushie resembling the sea monster Poison Jaws on the ground. As it tidies the bed, the person blasts himself upright with a calculated leap spell. The boy walks into the bathroom to do bathroom stuff.
Meanwhile, the crystal elemental he casted grabs a broom and tidies the room. It waters the plant by the window sill, brush off the dust from his figurines made out of crystals, feed his pet fish and neatly folded the clothes he is supposed to wear and placed it on a wooden stool by the bathroom door. The golem leaves the dorm and heads downstairs.
The boy walks out the shower, rubbing his supposed head with a towel. He stares at the clothes, sighing. He tosses the towel back into the bathroom and grabs his clothes. He takes a good look at them, spinning them around and observing every obscure detail. He then places the clothes back onto the stool and casts a magic spell on himself. A layer of crystal slowly forms, and eventually it resembled clothing a senior student would wear.
The boy exits his room. He casts a magic spell while nonchalantly walking through the corridor. Several hands made out of different coloured crystals knock on each door he passes by. He summons yet another crystal golem before walking downstairs.
As he walked down, a calico cat zooms up the stairs. He barely avoids it with his half woken state. The sound of someone running got louder. A girl with glasses and long black hair came into his view.
"COME BACK HE- Oh hey Grey!- CALISTO!"
"Morning, Juleon."
The girl runs past Grey. He continues walking down the stair case as if nothing happened.
Grey walks to the kitchen. He sees breakfast is already ready, along with someone already eating too. He grabs his plate of food before he starts leaving the room. The boy, red hair along with a blue scarf tilts his head towards Grey.
"Good morning."
"Morning."
Grey walks into the living room. He sees a person sleeping on one of the three couches in the room, holding a comic book and the remote control to the television. He places down his food on the coffee table before casting a magic spell. A tendril made out of crystal wraps the remote before tossing it to Grey. He grabs his food, sits on a bean bag and then switches the tv on.
"AAAAAND WELCOME BACK TO THE LATEST EPISODE OF MAGES GOT TALENT!"
"TODAY, WE HAVE SOME NEW CONTENDERS, LET'S GIVE IT UP TO......"
"DRUM ROLL PLEASE....."
"THE WANDERING RONIN!"As the contender walks onto stage, Grey drops his fork onto his plate.
"THE SCHOOL JANITOR??!?!???!"
He places his plate aside and pays close attention to the tv.
"AND NOW.. HE SHALL DEMONSTRATE HIS SKILL WITH A KATANA!"
Shura does a bow to the camera before turning to the large cannon on the other side of the stage.
"AND.. GO!"
The cannon fires three watermelons simultaneously, but were sliced in half once it was in range of the school janitor.
"BRAVO!"
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The Life Of The Crystal Curse User (AO AU)
Hayran KurguJohnny Grey, a scholar at the Arcane Academy lives out his days as normal. A one shot, will post funny stuff when I think about it. Somewhere to dump my ideas on An Arcane Odyssey Alternate Universe fanfic Arcane Odyssey belongs to vetex_games, supp...