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Hate my job.

Rita Haruki is an arsehole.

Hope she kills her-Okay, that's a bit far.

But you know what?

She's the one who went too far.

Raise your hand if your boss kissed you, and forcefully.

Mm...thought so.

Oh well, what can do.

Not like you can help me.

You're only reading this for entertainment.

Or you're not.

Most people aren't.

Anyway, time to enter. The doors sling open, I flick my hair out my face, and seat myself down.

Time to do work.

Work...something that all adults do.

Okay well...most.

For example, discord mods.

But every adult needs an income, y'know?

Some are unemployed, but they're looking for a job.

Some rely on another adult.

Some do...'special content'.

But they all do something to sustain themselves.

...

There's Haruki.

Short red hair, sports clothes for some reason...

And she's approaching me.

"Hello Amnietra...you doing your job well? Heh...if you ever get stressed...just come to my office..."

Kill yourself.

"Uh yes, of course Ma'am..."

I think free speech should include death threats.

...Also, does anyone else hate sex?

Sorry, sorry, that was random.

But my thoughts are random.

The relentless fucking... Ew.

I hate it.

You have to get close to the person...kiss them...touch them...

Ugh.

I love love LOVE reading yaoi though, I'd totally enjoy if it I was a man.

But of course, the lords didn't grant me a penis.

Oh look, it's Harute! My bestest friend ever!

"Do you hate me?" He asks, his head hung low for some reason.

"...Eh?"

"I kinda ate your sandwich."

Ahhh. He's the bastard who ate my bloody sandwich.

"Temporarily, yeah."

"Oh. Well I'm gonna keep eating it." He fucking chomps it down again.

You know, as much as I love Harute, he's a bit of a bitch. 

...

NOT AS MUCH AS RITA!!

FUCK!!

SHE'S APPROACHING ME!!

OOOOH FUCKING GOD!!

I WANT

TO

FUCKING

KILL MYSE-

"Hello Ma'am." 

...I think I'm bipolar.

My thoughts are so goddamn violent, like, what the fuck.

Stupid ass bitch.

"Hello Ammi, heh, uhm...we need you to go to an interview with a politician this Friday."

...Fuck no.

"Of course Ma'am, I'll add that to my schedule."

God, I'm such an idiot. I'm falling for the tricks of corporate bullshit!

"Why didn't you just tell her to fuck off? She knows how you mostly write things on eco-friendly shit, not politicians."

"She's trying to piss me off Harute."

"Ohh..." He chomps down on his food, and leaves me at my desk again.

I guess we wait until Friday.

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