The Luckiest DnD player (Naruto x High School DxD Fanfiction)

Time Skip Shenanigans

Game

Thoughts

"Talking"

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1 Month Later

"Are you okay?" Naruto asked the twitching woman in front of him, who was trying very hard to hide the obvious pain she was in.

"Of course, I couldn't be better! Thank you for meeting with me, Youkai God-san." Katerea Leviathan responded her smile tight.

"Yeah, no problem. What did you need again?" Naruto asked. They were seated in the middle of the Leviathan estate, previously home to Serafall Levithan. Serafall had vacated the estate when the underworld had been purified, as most devils did, but Katerea Leviathan had decided to make her new home here.

"Y-yes, I hoped to discuss the c-church moving into your t-t-t-territory," Katerea said in response, slightly shaking and stuttering as her fist tightened.

"Y'know, we can have the meeting somewhere else if you want. It's probably pretty painful being in the underworld still." Naruto said kindly, gesturing to all the pure natural energy flowing around them.

"M-maybe for the l-lowly fake Satans, but I a-assure you, I don't even n-notice the poison, Youkai God-san!" Katerea said, looking in obvious pain despite her words.

"Cool... anyways. What do you mean by the church moving into my territory? I've had a couple of angels come to get autographs, but I haven't seen anyone moving in nearby." Naruto said questioningly.

"Not your K-Kyoto territory, I am referring to the underworld. D-Did you really permit them to come down here?" Katerea asked, showcasing no emotion on her face as she struggled to stay composed.

"No, I didn't give anyone permission to come down here, mostly because this isn't my territory. I don't care what goes on in the underworld." Naruto said dismissively.

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"O-Of course, it is very kind of you to help us devils keep face! Allowing us to publicly rule the u-underworld when everyone knows it's yours is very generous!" Katerea said, completely missing his refusal.

"This has happened enough times by now that I'm just not even going to try and argue," Naruto sighed, "But no, I didn't give the church permission to be in the underworld. I've never even really talked to them aside from signing autographs."

"I-I knew it! Those dirty good-doers are invading your territory and setting up a base, Youkai God-san! Worry not, the Old Satan Faction will help you expel them!" She said, slamming her palm on the table as she stood up, then jerking her hand back as her hand smoked slightly from the positive energy stinging her.

"If you want them gone, then you gotta do it yourself. I'm not helping with anything, since this isn't even my territory. I don't remember giving you permission to be down here either, y'know?" Naruto said, leaning back in his chair as he felt a headache forming.

"A-Actually, I spoke with your secretary, Kami-sama. I had assumed she told you." Katerea said, shrinking back at his words.

"My secretary?" He asked.