Ending up in a fictional hell with powers from games wasn't what I was expecting when I made that wish but when life gives you lemons, burn life's house down.
(I own nothing)
Charlie was told the whole story and was mad but forgave her for choosing to let the child go instead of following orders. The meeting was next week so I chose to prepare for the fight that would happen. I pick up the phone and dial Carmilla. "Hello?" "Hey Carmilla, I would like to place an order." "What would you like?" "Angelic weapons. Whatever you got." "Angelic weapons are pricy." "You know what my business is Carmilla, sooner or later those exorcists will get in so I want to be ready should that day come." "Very well, Your order will be 5.5 million." "Kinda got me in a pickle there." "I'll be willing to cut it down to 2 million if you will house me, my daughters, and my workers free of charge this extermination." "You drive a hard bargain, I accept. See you soon." I hung up the phone and scrounge up the money.
Carmilla Carmine was waiting for me when I went inside. She was standing on stacks of crates, presumably full of weapons. "Your order, sir." I drop the many bags of money on the floor. "Your cash, madam." We shake hands and her daughters bring the weapons outside. "Pleasure doing business with you Carmilla." "You as well, Mr. Estacado." I smile. Of course Angel or Alastor probably told all of hell my last name. I take my new stuff back to the prison and start experimenting and manufacturing. It was difficult but I got some of my creations armed with angelic weapons and steel tipped ammunition. I make a dozen each and use the rest of the steel for ammunition the people will use.
I have made plenty of .45, .357, and 7.62 NATO by the time their meeting is over. The meeting ends the same way so Charlie is still mad but at least it's about heaven and their bullshit and not Vaggie. Also, it seems that Adam will send some of his soldiers to my home come the extermination. Well, game on world's first micro penis. I head to Charlie's room and sit on the foot of her bed. "You ok hun?" "No." "You want to talk about it?" "I-I just can't believe they don't know what it takes to get in there." "Why don't you tell me all the amazing things about heaven." I listen intently to her. "Well, they have rainbow flavored sprinkles and smells much nicer than here." "You know, Vaggie told me you made a new friend. Why don't you tell me about her?" She sat up with a small smile. "Her name is Emily and she is incredibly sweet. She actually believes in my dream." She then goes back to frowning. "But she and the rest of heaven were lied to about what Adam and the other exorcists do once a year. And now they are planning to attack the hotel and your prison." "Don't worry about them." "How can I not? They are an invincible army and they want us dead." Al comes in. "I know something you don't know." "What?" "Those exorcists aren't as invincible as they seem." I interject. "Al is right, I killed one of them when they got too close to my prison. That's why he is targeting my home." Alastor looks at me with intrigue. "But don't worry, we can defend this place. We just need weapons and fighters. I got the weapons so I'll talk with Al about the fighters." Al and I step out of Charlie's room. "It's funny, I could've sworn it was Carmilla Carmine who killed the angel." "Well it's not, and I'm willing to make a deal with you to keep it that way." "What can you offer me?" "Whatever little favor you were going to ask Charlie to do, I will do. Deal?" He smiles and holds out his glowing hand. I grab it.
Charlie falls out of bed when Alastor appears out of nowhere. "I know where we can get some people willing to join in the fight. Care to accompany me?" I open the door. "Me and Vaggie will grab weapons to arm them." We all go our separate ways. Charlie and Al go to the cannibal colony and Vaggie and I go towards my prison. When we get them I stop her. "What are you doing?" "You need to learn how to fight." "I know how to fight." "Is that right? Come at me with everything you got." She attacks and I dodge and elbow her in the jaw. "Again." She attacks again and I poke her in vital spots. "The problem is, you are fighting like an exorcist. They believe themselves to be invincible so they fear getting no injuries. That is their weakness, your weakness. You want to protect that hotel, protect Charlie? Then you must fight smarter and push yourself past any limits you have." I have one of the burrowers grab her and hold her down. "Here you are, helpless and vulnerable. Charlie could be in danger and here you are not taking this seriously." "I AM taking this seriously!" "Then break out." She struggles to get free. "Cmon Vaggie, you can't let anything get in the way whether it be fear, pain, or fatigue. Think of why you are fighting, who you are fighting for." She struggles even harder and eventually snaps the chains and unfurling her new wings.
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I can only applaud in amazement at her regaining her wings. "Beautiful, just beautiful. Now, let's try again." We fight again and she holds up incredibly well. I go for an all or nothing attack and she goes for the kill. She is shocks when the blade pierces my chest. "Jackie, I'm so sorry." I pull myself off and act like nothing happened. "Don't worry about it, let's get those weapons to the hotel." The blade seems to have slowed my healing but doesn't seem to have the ability to kill me. We bring the weapons to the hotel as Charlie and the cannibals were walking up. Charlie and Vaggie have a moment and we get everything situated.
