hi
Seungmin: yo i have some pick up lines
Seungmin: can i send some and you rate them? (unoriginal idea ik ik)
Hyunjin: sure
Seungmin: bet
Seungmin: do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?
Hyunjin: this is so over used
Hyunjin: 5/10
Seungmin: dang
Hyunjin: btw 10 is good and 1 is bad
Seungmin: ok
Seungmin: want a raisin? no? how about a date?
Hyunjin: no im fine/10
Seungmin: 💀
Seungmin: you are so fine, you made me forget my pickup line
Hyunjin: ik i'm fine bitch/10
Seungmin: ...
Seungmin: so what out of ten?
Hyunjin: 4/10 for the last two pick up lines
Seungmin: damn your hard to impress
Hyunjin: you know what's hard
Seungmin: you wow so relatable
Seungmin: anyways
Seungmin: are you a chicken? because your peckable
Hyunjin: no wtf
Hyunjin: don't ever use that again ew
Hyunjin: 1/10
Seungmin: damn the sassy man apocalypse is real
Seungmin: I love your outfit. I would love it even more crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor
Hyunjin: bold i like it
Hyunjin: 7/10
Seungmin: dang you like dirty pickup lines
Hyunjin: if the shoe fits 🤷♂️
Seungmin: can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
Hyunjin: never/10
Seungmin: damn bro still thinks he's a top
Hyunjin: i've topped more than you have 😙
Seungmin: born to bottom forced to top
Hyunjin: stfu
Seungmin: whatever
Seungmin: ima send the last pickup line now bc i'm to lazy to continue
Hyunjin: well send it i'm waiting
Seungmin: can i poke your belly button? but from the inside?
Hyunjin: 6/10
Seungmin: it is so hard to please you 💀
Hyunjin: yeah but it's not hard to make me
Hyunjin: yeah i'm not gonna finish that sentence
Seungmin: good boy
Hyunjin: ...
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Whore | Seungjin
RomantizmIn which Hyunjin slides into Seungmin's dms -Short chapters -Texting book -English isn't my first language so please bear with me -Has nsfw material
