In the room of one of the titan god, Luz was lying on her bed and groaning as she stared at the ceiling.
"This sucks." Luz said.
"Even with me here?" Amity asked, lying next to Luz.
"Well, not that part." Luz said, "But still, it's annoying that we can't leave. We're Gods, why do I have to listen to-"
"Want to have some fun?" Amity asked.
"... Yes please." Luz said in a soft tone.
"Then shut up and kiss me." Amity said, smiling seductively.
Luz quickly did just that as she moved her queen on top of her and kissed her, making Amity giggle as she gently cupped Luz's face. They even transformed during and somehow got their horns interlocked.
Next door, Cat could hear the two titans going at it.
"Ugh, I wish this place was sound proof." She said.
That and a hook for a hand was worthless to block out exactly HALF the noise. You only make that mistake once.
'Oh my sweet lightning lady. I wished you were here, your bard magic would be so useful right now.' Cat thought as she put her pillow over her head.
"She can go to the Human Realm, why does she have to do this here?" Cat muttered.
"BECAUSE I'M GROUNDED LIKE YOU!" Luz shouted through the wall.
'Titan-fucking damn her hearing!' Cat thought, groaning and slamming the pillow over her face.
King was no better in his new room, the former weapons room, as he tried covering his ears.
"Ugh! I hate having advanced hearing sometimes!" King said with a groan.
'Maybe I can knock my self out to escape the noise AND see dad?' King thought.
Soon though, they stopped. King and Cat were confused by this, curious but thanking Papa Titan that the "queen" and her "queen" were satisfied for now.
And just like that, I might be an aunt now." Cat said, moving her pillow aside.
"No you're not! Not yet" Amity shouted through the wall!
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU HORNY TITAN BITCH!" Cat screamed at the wall, throwing her pillow at the wall.
"Hey, enough yelling!" Eda said.
"Don't make us come up there!" Raine added.
"This place needs soundproofing." Cat said, looking blankly.
Cat needed an escape, something to get her mind off her "active" sibling next door and being grounded in her room.
'I need my hidden stash.' Cat thought, getting up and going to her closet.
She opened it and smiled at what she saw. A box of special snacks, only available every six months. Cat had managed to get the last ones before the last shortage! And she saved them for just such occasions like this.
'Sugar high, here I come.' Cat thought, grabbing one bag of snacks.
Cat went back to her bed and slammed down in it, opening the bag and eating the sugary treat!
"So good." She said with a mouthful.
Laying back and exhaling softly, Cat let the sugar high kick in and take ALL of her troubles away.....for a few seconds until King kicked the door in!
"I SMELL RARE SWEETS!" King shouted.
"Come near my stash and I will stab you." Cat said blankly.
Yep, never a dull moment in this house. And it quickly got more "excited" as King took the risk and jumped at his older sister!
"SHARE THEM!" He shouted.
Before he could reach, Cat used her hook and held King up by his collar.
"Give me one good reason why I should share." Cat said to the little titan.
"... Because we're family?" King asked, fluttering his eyes.
"NOPE." Cat said, eating the sugary treat right in front of him. "Give me a BETTER reason."
"Okay. I could do my Roar of Rage right in your face and make you deaf. How would you feel about not hearing Skara's voice ever again?" King said, crossing his arms.
"You wouldn't dare." Cat said.
"Oh I dare!" King said before taking a deep breath and holding it.
'Try me!' He thought with a determined gaze.
Cat groaned and dropped him on the bed. Without saying a word, Cat held out the bag for King and shared her first bag of treats.
"Fine." She said, rolling her eyes.
Now having to share her special treats, Cat used her magic to shut the door as she and King were now staring at her ceiling.
"...Do you think they went all the way?" King asked.
'I already regret this.' Cat thought, eating more of her sugary snacks.
(Two week break. Need inspiration recharge.)
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The Forbidden Drink III: Titanic Problems
FanfictionLife goes on and you think things will get easier, especially when you're practically a god, but you're wrong. No matter how many problems you solve, more just find a way to come to light. Especially if they're BIG problems. I do not own Owl House. ...