Love Me [Jim Halpert]

Eleven

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"It is Friday morning. And it is another beautiful day, In Scranton, Pennsylvania." Michael turned to the window, he spotted a man with a backpack approaching the office. "Oh my God!" He exhaled, turning back around to his phone, he dialed rapidly. "Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up." The man muttered. "We have a serious problem here." Michael hung up before he rushed out to the staff. "Alright, everybody. Lock the doors. Turn off the lights. Pretend you're not here."

"Are we in danger?" Jim asked as Michael locked the main door to the office.

"There's no time to think about it. This is real." Michael scrambled to turn the lights off before he crouched down beside reception. "Just shh, everybody." He placed his head in his hands.

The man knocked on the door, "Hello." He quieted.

"Michael, should I call the..." Kevin alerted as Michael shushed the man with his hands. "What?"

~

"The I.T. tech guy and I did not get off to a great start," Michael told the camera, clasping his mug.

~

With the problem sorted, The I.T. tech guy was now installing a program on Michael's computer, "Yeah I tried to install it myself." Michael piped up from behind the man. "But, you guys have these things so password-protected."

The I.T. guy sighed, "That just means you have to enter your password."

"Uh."

"What's your password, Michael?"

"Um, it's--" Michael gestured with his head to a sticky note.

"One, two, three, four."

"Yes."

~

Outside the bullpen, Dwight lurked in front of the boss' door as Michael wandered into the bullpen, "Michael--" Dwight jumped in front of him.

"Arh!" Michael yelped, holding his heart. "Gah!" He bent over trying to soothe himself. "Please don't do that."

"Okay, I'm sorry," Dwight said emotionless. "What is going on in there? Why is he here?" He pointed to the I.T. guy through the window. "What are you doing?"

"I can't tell you."

"You have to tell me."

"I don't have to tell you anything."

Dwight glanced at the camera and then back to Michael, "Look, Michael. I know you don't want to have to think about this. But if something were to happen to you, God forbid, then I would need to know to take over." He placed his hand on his heart as Michael glared at the crew.