slytherin boys reacts x imagines

random headcannons

draco
- comes into your dorm, lies on your bed, trauma dumps then leaves like nothing happened
- ate an edible and claimed everyone morphed into tom, cried in the corner all night

blaise
- the most SARCASTIC man alive, every second sentence is a personal attack
- has full blown scheduled gossip sessions with you, this man has receipts, timelines, screenshots

mattheo
- one direction and 5sos were unironically his top artists on spotify (is a louis and micheal man)
- once cried cause him and enzo were playing mario bros multiplayer but enzo kept killing him

regulus
- will drop someone instantly if they piss him off, literally doesn't care
- has a phobia of oliver wood ever since the hufflepuff shower incident

theodore
- practises flirting with mattheo before every party, got carried away one time and almost kissed
- sends fit checks to the groupchat daily, often sends nudes by accident

lorenzo
- is actually the first person in the group that will beat the shit out of someone in a fight
- the weasley twins #1 fanboy, secretly friends with george

tom
- guards secrets with his LIFE. you can put a gun to his head but he still isn't snitching!
- demolishes everyone in guess who and also impeccable at i spy for some reason