WIRED autocomplete interview || WALKER SCOBELL x READER

𝚆𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙳 𝙰𝚄𝚃𝙾𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙴 𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙾𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃 𝚀𝚄𝙾𝚃𝙴𝚂

Y/n : *chokes on something*
Walker: Jeez, Y/n , don't die on us.
Y/n : Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

'Can I copy the homework?'
Y/n: I can help you with it!
Walker: Yeah, sure.
Momona: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Aryan: lol nope.
Amelia: Wait, we had homework? !?!?!
Mckenna: *Read 5:55pm*

Y/n: I CAN'T DO IT!
Walker, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Y/n: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Momona: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Y/n:
Y/n: I appreciate it,
Y/n: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Aryan: Y/n-
Y/n: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Amelia: Y/n we gotta-
Y/n: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Y/ n: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Y/n, motioning to Mckenna: NOT FUCKING THIS

Y/n: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Walker: Okay, but what is updog?
Momona: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Aryan: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Amelia: No, that's an update. You' re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Mckenna: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Y/n: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Aryan : You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Momona: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Walker: What's a henway??
Y/n: Oh, about five pounds.

Y/n: Walker... How do I begin to explain Walker?
Momona: Walker is flawless.
Aryan: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Amelia: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Mckenna: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

*The squad is over at Y/n's house*
Walker: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Y/n: ... N-No...
Y/n, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have? ??
Walker, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Momona: I see a-
Y/n, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Walker: Oh, well I-
Y/n: Hey wait wait, actually - hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Y/n, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Aryan: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Amelia: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first ?
Y/n: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Y/n: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Y/n, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Y/n: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Mckenna, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Y/n:
Walker : Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Y/n:
Y/n, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Amelia: Thanks fam!
Walker: oh no
Momona: *cries* I love you too
Aryan: Sounds fake but okay
Y/n: *A flustered mess*
Leah: can i get a refund

Y/n: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Walker: Nope, absolutely not.
Momona: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Aryan: I hope it emotionally scars you foxr the rest of your life.
Amelia: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Mckenna: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.