[Open on the back of the Owl House. Cut to the kitchen where Eda is stirring something on the stove with Keanu observing it while King is watching Luz and David talk to Willow and Gus on a crystal ball.]
Luz: So they said I couldn't remove my thumb, but look at that! [Pretends to remove her thumb.] Whoop!
Gus: You sliced it off! [Panicked.] You sliced off your own thumb!
David: You think that's impressive? Check out what my armpit do. [Put his hand on his armpit and made a fart sound.]
Gus: [Chuckles.] Your armpit sounds funny!
Willow: [Chuckles.] You make doing homework actually fun.
Luz: And they say humans can't do magic.
David: Or a human can turn into a werewolf.
[Keanu walks into the room and stand next to David.]
Keanu: Who's your friend sir?
David: Hey Keanu, these two friends are Gus and Willow. Wanna chat with them?
Keanu: I don't know about this.
David: Come on, introduced yourself. It's going to be okay.
Keanu: [Sighs.] Okay, I guess I can give it a try.
David: That's it buddy. Willow, Gus, my buddy Keanu will introduced himself to you guys.
Willow: Keanu's a wolf.
Gus: He can't talk.
Keanu: I hate to say this but I can talk.
Willow: Huh?!
Gus: Wha?!
Keanu: Greetings you two, I'm Keanu, but my real name is Kenneth Marshall.
Willow: I didn't know you can speak. That's the first time I've heard an animal speak with a human voice.
Gus: That's so cool! I wish I have a pet that can talk like you. You have an amazing voice.
Keanu: Why thank you.
King: Guys... [Climbs onto table.] Nyeh! You've been talking to them all morning. Don't forget about the the trio comedy hour!
Keanu: Since when are you into the entertainment business?
King: Since I've been working on making jokes. I come up by myself.
Keanu: You didn't copy any jokes from someone else, did you?
King: Nooooooo.... This is all from top of my dome.
Eda: Please, no. Not the comedy hour...
Keanu: You and me both Eda. His jokes were not even funny or make any sense, like his logic on being a king.
Eda: [Chuckles.] Good one. [Fist jump his paws.]
King: Haha, very funny you two, but this week I've been working with props! [Turns around to show a cardboard tube on his nose.] Oh dear, I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose! Will I ever eat again? [Slams a piece of bread on his face.] Looks like I'm toast!
[Luz, David, ans King laugh. Both Eda and Keanu shake their heads in synch.]
David: That's a crusty joke right there.
Eda: It just goes on like this for an hour!
Keanu: I can't stand these modern puns. Some of these weren't make any sense.
King: Why don't you bake me?
David: Man these jokes are smoking.
[Luz and King laugh. Keanu then walks up to drink apple blood on the dog bowl. The crystal ball buzzes with an alarm and flashes red. The time, 8:00, flashes below Willow and Gus.]
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The Alpha Wolf (The Owl House x OC male wolf)
WerewolfDavid Algernon is a 15-year-old teenager who lived in Gravesfield, Connecticut with his widowed father William Algernon, who was a police investigator for the Gravesfield County Police Department without a mother. He grew up liking mythology and leg...
