South Park Oneshots & Texts

Prom Group Text - Kenny

Everyone in the chat is 17+! You are a female classmate in the friend group of the main characters.

Wendy added you to 💃PROM🤵
Wendy added Stan, Kyle, Clyde, Bebe, Heidi, Tweek, Craig, Jimmy, Red, Butters, Cartman, Kenny, Damien, Esther, and Lola to the group.

💃PROM🤵

Wendy:
Hi guys!! Senior prom is officially scheduled for June 3rd and student council has booked the private room with the stage at Casa Bonita! 🌮✨💃

Cartman:
NO FUCKING WAY CASA BONITAAAAA

Red:
omg yesss student council queen secured casa bonita

Wendy:
We need to organize dates, dresses, and rides ASAP.

You:
I'm going with Cartman 🥺❤️

Stan:
WHAT

Craig:
WHAT

Kenny:
WHST

Wendy:
WHAT?!?!?!?

Cartman:
WHET

You:
jk lol

Bebe:
bitch you gave me a heart attack

Tweek:
i dropebs my phoine inny xoffe van yiwu guysd seebrhis

Craig:
Yes honey
Turn it off and put it in rice
Well he's my date.

Stan:
Wendy 🥺
Wendolyn Testaburger 🥺
Will you 🥺🥺🥺
Prom? 🥺🥺❤️
With me? 🥺❤️😶‍🌫️
didnt mean the vape emoji

Kyle:
vape emoji 💀

Wendy:
NOT my name Stanley!
But yes ❤️

Jimmy:
No surprise there

Butters:
Hey fellas! you all hear that the prom💃 is gonna be at Casa 🌮 Bonita!!?!?!!😍🥵😜😝🤩🥳😎😄😁😆😊

Kenny:
butters read ur fucking texts thats why this gc exists

Butters:
Oh 🍔s I didn't 👀 it 😭🥵😖😫🤯

Cartman:
Butters, I hate you with every fiber of my being.

Butters:
🖕you Eric, at least I'm not taking my CAT as my 💃 date 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You:
Roasted 🔥

Damien:
why the hell am i in here

Esther:
Bc kevin stoley and red broke up and she needs a date 🥰

Red:
bruh don't make me sound like a loser 💀

Damien:
only if ur cool with wearing black 🖤

You:
wait awww 🥺 cute

Red:
definitely 😎

Wendy:
Okay! So far Red and Damien, and me and Stan. I'm assuming Clyde and Bebe are going together?

Clyde:
going where

Kenny:
why does no one read the fucking group chat

You:
watch your dirty fucking mouth kenneth

Kenny:
make me 😫

Stan:
chill Kenny

Kenny:
😩💦