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We open with April as she is walking around the streets of New York, as she often does. However, unknown to her, this day was about to become less than normal. As she turns into an alley, a weird flying thing swoops down and sends her running in fear. Thinking fast, she takes cover in a bank and watches what appears to be a gargantuan half-man, half-pigeon smash into the window.
Apparently, mutant birds also can't see glass. The pigeon abruptly takes off and flies away. April exits the building to watch it leave, only managing to say...
"My life has gotten really weird."
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In the turtles' lair, Leo and Raph were sparring in the dojo when Donnie came in... carrying a handful of eggs?
"Check it out, guys. We are about to take our ninjutsu to a whole new level!"
"Cool." Leo responded, sweep-kicking Raph down. Donnie held up an egg as he explained. "Last night, I figured out how to make... ninja smoke bombs!" He threw down the egg and disappeared in a cloud of purple smoke, reappearing in another one behind them. Leo and Raph were in awe.
"Now, to make them, I carefully drilled two holes in an eggshell without cracking it, slowly blew out the contents, waited for the inside to dry, poured in blast powder, and sealed both holes with wax."
"Blah blah, science, blah. Do it again!" Raph said eagerly.
"What I'm trying to tell you guys is that they take a long time to make. So use them sparingly."
"I'm making breakfast!" Sam called from the kitchen. "Who wants omelets?"
"Omelets?" Donnie realized something. "Sam, wait--!" He was too late. A loud puff was heard from the kitchen. A second later, Sam and Mikey walked in, covered in purple powder. Mikey coughed as he held the bowl of eggs. "Ugh, sis, I think that was a rotten egg."
Leo and Raph couldn't help but chuckle, but Donnie was not amused. "Those aren't eggs, you guys," he explained. "They're ninja smoke bombs."
Sam was in awe, but not as much as Mikey, whose eyes practically glimmered with excited enthusiasm. "Shut up." He then grabbed more eggs, continuously disappearing and reappearing all around the room. "This... is the best day... OF MY LIFE!"
"Mikey! Stop!" Donnie shouted. But Mikey just grinned and threw down another egg. He reappeared behind Donnie and gave him a hug. "I love you, man. Seriously!"
"Guys! Guys!" April called as she ran into the lair. She sat on the couch with a terrorized look on her face. "You'll never believe what happened to me!"
"Alright, April, calm down." Donnie places a hand on her knee. "Are you okay?"
"I am being hunted... by a giant pigeon!"
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Hamato Samurai
FanfictionWhat if our favourite four heroes in a half shell had a sister? One who is a constant source of positive motivation, who is always taking the extra risk, who has a sweet yet fiery tomboyish spirit? What if she had met the Kraang first instead of Mik...