Various Oneshots

In Crooks We Trust (Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy)

I've been watching Harley Quinn for a minute, and I've always loved both of these women as characters since childhood like Wonder Woman, so... you can put 2 and 2 together. It'll be quite short. 

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It's been 5 months since you've crossed paths with Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. Wanna know how? One day, you tried to rob Harley. And Harley tried robbing you at the same time. Neither of you got away with each other's money, but you ended up hitting it off with Harley that day, and then Ivy.

Currently, you've been sleeping all night alongside the two girls in your bed. Harley hardly ever wakes up before the two of you do. Ivy's asleep, curled up at your side, while you continue to snooze. She can't help but keep admiring the two of you.

This is simple, caring. She's forgotten how real love felt, and Joker wasn't a man who ever loved her. Harley leans over.

Harley: "Hey c'mon Red, you always get up first."

Ivy turns over, her back to Harley.

Ivy: "Jesus... I'm still amazed that you never run out of all of this energy."

Harley: "You know it, hun. Wake up, sleepy-heads!" 

Harley hops to her feet. You groan, waking up. 

Y/N: "You never give a guy time to get his beauty sleep, huh Harley?"

Harley: "No siree Y/N. Come on, let's go get some breakfast!"

Ivy slowly opens her eyes. She never really was a morning person, ever since you've known Ivy, she never looked too keen on getting out of bed.

Ivy: "Please don't make me, Harleen... Let me sleep in five more minutes."

You take Ivy's hand. 

Y/N: "Baby, Harley is gonna put the fear of Bats in you if you sleep again. Last time she woke us up... she lit a firework. In the room."

Ivy sits up, her red hair is all tangled up and she rubs her eyes while Harley snickers in a smug way.  

Harley: "It was a small firework, puddin'. But it was impressive, right?"

Ivy then lets out a huff, getting up from the bed. She's not very thrilled about having to get up early, as she'd much rather spend the morning  with her two lovers. 

Y/N: "Yeah. It was." 

You walk up to Harley, kissing her. Harley smiles, and kisses you back passionately. She knows that you love her, and she loves you just as much. Harley wraps her arms around you, pulling you closer. Every single morning, she's the tiniest bit clingy but she can't help it. Ivy looks on with a tiny bit of jealousy growing inside of her as she watches the two of you love on each other. She wants a kiss too, but she'll have to wait. Since Harley is an incredibly energetic person> so when she jumps into your arms with gusto, it makes you chuckle. She's so tiny compared to you, and she loves being thrown around and carried by you.

Ivy laughs when she sees this, and walks over with a smirk. 

Ivy: "Having fun?" 

Y/N: "Yep-" Harley shushes you. She only wants kisses and no talking. She pulls you down with her strong arms, pressing her tiny frame up against yours. Harley kisses you passionately, wrapping the rest of her delicate arms all the way around you as she presses her body into yours, her lips lingering on you for an extended amount of time. You pull back, panting. 

Y/N: "Woah.."

Harley: "Was that too much?" 

Harley asks, panting as well. She always gets way too swept away when it comes to kissing you, but you pay no mind to  it. Ivy sighs, wrapping her arms around both Harley and you, a tiny bit jealous of the two of you. But she knows that she'll get her turn though. You look to her.