dedication: to Callie, I'm so grateful of all the new shade that springs from the muse that dances between us.
prologue: a few months before our story begins, our main character, Emily, was offended by her sloppy friend, Hailey. it seems she got over that though, for whatever reason.
now our story begins.
we open on a lair set in a cave in the mountains. the lair of Emily - crazy son of a gun. she's called all her followers to her: Hailey and max, and Aleks. anyways:
"Max I love you so much," Hailey says, even though she's secretly dreaming of how cute some other boy is.
then, max's phone gets a notification - an Instagram dm, from one of his good friends.
as he comments back and forth with the sender of the dm, he looks confused and betrayed.
he looks up at Hailey's,
"you cheated on me?"
"I'm sorry I wish I could undo it max,"
"max, it's ok you should just forgive her because she's a woman so naturally she can't do anything wrong bc feminism and yeah I talk about it even though I know nothing about it" interjected Emily. she tends to do that a lot, insert her input where it isn't needed.
anyways, max says "I was gonna forgive her anyway I love her soooo much"
then Hailey goes on her phone, to snapchat.
"omg someone is putting lightly shady things on their story about me what the heck I'm gonna cry"
"let me deal with them," max says, texting the person who put up the snapchats.
"ok he said he'll stop"
"no let me text him let me get involved too I'm desperate to feel included I'll do something," Emily said.
"ok good plan" max and Hailey said in unison.
"ooh I'm gonna be a bitch and say stupid things too haha" Emily said, laughing to herself.
"ok I think we're good haha"
"ok meeting done good day guys" Emily said before they all left.
