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AN: I am so sorry for using the word rizz like 10 times in this episode

Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of tord I am your host Humanoid and today we have a new cohost Cinderace, please give them a round of applause!

Contestants: *Slow clapping*

Humanoid: Now onto the dares and truths!

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for everybody to achieve their goals Brock gets rizz class, may and dawn get contest mentoring from Serena, Max gets his Ralts to evolve, Iris gets a gym membership upgrade, Clemont gets released and Bonnie helps Clemont find a keeper, Alola is also buffed with nuclear defense systems, Goh has already achieved his, and Chloe skips a few grades

Humanoid: *Teleports Clemont back from the prison*

Humanoid: WHY DOES ALOLA NEED NUKES?

SuperFastPikachu: I don't know but it would be funny!

Humanoid: For this one I'm turning everyone back into humans

Humanoid: *Turns everyone back into humans*

Humanoid: Also don't May and Dawn have more contest experience?

SuperFastPikachu: I have no idea!

Humanoid: Oh fine

Humanoid: *Teleports Brock to rizz class*

Location: Rizz Class

Rizz Class Teacher: *Looks at Brock*

Rizz Class Teacher: Your a lost cause

Brock: Please teach me the ways

*Cue training montage*

*After the montage*

Rizz Class Teacher: Brock I never expected you to achieve this level of rizz I now grant you the title of The Rizzler, you know will be able to rizz up practically anybody!

Humanoid: *Teleports Brock back to the studio*

Location: Studio

Brock: *Proceeds to rizz up every female contestant except Annabel, Bonnie, Dawn and Serena*

Barry: I AM GOING TO FINE YOU!

Humanoid And Dave: *Watching from the sidelines*

Humanoid: Well looks like not even rizz can compete with the power of Dr. Hopeless Romatic's Romantics Gene

Dave: Sir what about Serena

Humanoid: She's just a crazy yandere!

Clemont: I HAVE HACKED INTO THE ARMORY!

Barry: Everyone grab some weapons we gotta kill Brock for this one!

Dave: Sir we have a situation!

Goh: *Proceeds to grab a shotgun and kills Brock*

Humanoid: Dave send Brock to the revival chambers!

Humanoid: Welp Serena star mentoring May and Dawn!

Humanoid: And in the meantime, Iris here is your upgraded gym membership!

Bonnie To Clemont: Well I have to find you a keeper!

Clemont: Yea sadly...

Bonnie: I mean Korrina would have been perfect but the whole Brock incident...

Chloe: Well I get to skip a few grades don't I?

Humanoid: Well it doesn't matter as there is no in studio school!

Chloe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Humanoid: *Buffs Alola with nukes*

Humanoid: Onto the next truth or dare!

Cinderace: Horizonshipping becomes canon!

Humanoid: *Sprays Liko and Roy with Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics Gene*

Cinderace: Now Amourshipping and Horizonshipping do seven minutes in heaven!

Humanoid: Well you heard Cinderace you four get in the closets and don't come out for seven minutes!

Anabel: Wait but!

Humanoid: This is tord nobody gets to be happy except the hosts and the cohosts!

Seven Minutes Later

Humanoid: Dave go tell em to come out now!

Dave: I already did they refuse to...

Humanoid: Fine welp that's it for today I'll see everyone next week also cohost applications are still open and remember to comment down more turths and dares!

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