Guess Who's Back

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AN: All characters are over 18!

Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare sponsored by Physician Unhinged Heartthrob now onto the first truth or dare!

SuperFastPikachu: Unseal the PG filter forever!

SuperFastPikachu: *Uses a bedrock breaking glitch and kills PG*

Humanoid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kitty: F**K!

Gary: Yay I can finally swear!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Kru: Bonnie and Max have to do "it"

Humanoid: *Ages Bonnie and Max up*

Humanoid: Go to to a room!

Bonnie And Max: *Go to a room and start doing the dare*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Luna: Everyone guess how old I am!

Humanoid: 13!

Gary, Ash, Brock: *Agree*

Everyone Else: *Says random numbers in the ballpark of 10-22*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Ash is neutered and has his balls chopped off!

Humanoid: Ok...

AN: Troy wrote this part for me!

Troy: Let's start!

Ash: NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 Serena: NO, DONT HURT MY ASHY!

Troy: *Neuters him*

Everyone: *Traumatized*

Troy: And now he can't have sex so we don't need to hear him and Serena moaning at 1 in the morning!

Ash and Serena: HEY!

Gary: Get wrecked Ashy Boy!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare...

Troy: Me and SuperFastPikachu commit war crimes against Ash who has just paid his debt to the State Of New York back!

Ash: At least I have no more debt...

Troy: You still have to serve another 15 years!

Troy: *Teleports Ash to prison before committing war crimes against him with SuperFastPikachu before teleporting himself and SuperFastPikachu back*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

AstolfoFanatic: I dare for the return of Season 3 Ash/Darth Ketchup and his harem!

Humanoid: *Teleport Season 3 Ash and his old harem to the studio from New Vegas*

Xavier: *Sees Morgan and pulls out a glock*

Season 3 Goh: *Looks at Ash horrified*

Xavier: Wait this is treacherous to Super Earth as they're at war with Ash!

Morgan: Ok!

AN: Morgan joined the Helldivers due to her irrational fear of bugs in between season 5 and 6

Goh: Xavier I think we should head back to the Super Destroyer...

Xavier And Goh: *Head back to their Super Destroyer*

Humanoid: Calm down... next truth or dare!

Luna: I dare for Humanoid to kiss all the Poke Boys!

Humanoid: *Does the dare*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Ruan Mei poison Humanoid who does not care because he is so down bad!

Humanoid: *Gets poisoned and does not care*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: We all play the Japanese Wii Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games!

Everyone: *Plays them*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: I explain why preservation trailblazer is better than harmony trailblazer!

Humanoid: He isn't

Troy: *Starts explaining*

Everyone: *Is not convinced*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Dave pulls Kafka who is then killed by Kitty's catgirl harem!

Humanoid: *Sprays Kafka with Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics*

Dave: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

Kafkfa: *Gets murdered by Kitty's catgirl harem*

Dave: NO NO NO F**K SHIT!

Kitty: Dave a dare is a dare

Dave: Yes sir

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Someone blows up Penacony!

Xavier: *Orbital strikes Penacony using his Super Destroyer*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Gary dies because theboi986 is gone right now and when he gets back he will be traumatized!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Humanoid buy a Ruan Mei bodypillow!

Humanoid: *Buys a Ruan Mei bodypillow*

Everyone: *Looks at him confused as the real Ruan Mei is right next to him*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: I expose Humanoid's waifu taste!

AN: Troy wrote this part

Troy: It is waifus with white or pink hair!

Humanoid: Wrong well that's it for today's episode so remember to comment down more truths or dares!

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