Exterminatus

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Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare, sponsored by Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics Gene, now onto the first truth or dare!

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for Humanoid to apologize to Ash and give him a million dollars or else Ash will summon Tomura!

Humanoid: Who's that...

Dave: Some guy from My Hero Acedemia

Humanoid: Dave bring in Frank Horrigan!

Frank Horrigan: *Enters the studio*

Humanoid: Ash I am not sorry at all!

Ash: *Summons Tomura*

Frank Horrigan: *Sees Tomura*

Frank Horrigan: You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Frank Horrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die.

Frank Horrigan: *Rips Tomura in half*

Humanoid: For the Enclave and onto the next truth or dare!

Troy: I incinerate Ash with my Cinderace as revenge for what he did last chapter!

Troy: *Sends out his Cinderace*

Troy's Cinderace: *Uses Flare Blitz on Ash incinerating him to death*

Serena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Luna: I dare for May to return from buying milk, she also has to kick Drew's butt

Drew: Oh come on Michael's gonna kick me!

May: *Returns with the milk*

May: You DUMBA*S HOW DO YOU STILL NOT KNOW MY NAME!

May: *Kicks Drew*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for humanity to be revived!

Humanoid: It already has been now next truth or dare!

Troy: I dare for the entire crew of the Astral Express to become contestants!

Humanoid: *Summons basically every playable Honkai Star Rail character ninety-percent of which have been turned into Necromorphs as well as summoning the NPCs of the Astral Express*

AN: The Astral Express got invaded by Necromorphs back in Presents!

Humanoid: Dave please kill all the necromorphs!

Dave: Yes sir!

Dave: *Puts on NCR Ranger Combat Armor and then kills the infected Honkai Star Rail Characters with a Flamer*

Kafka Who Has Not Been Turned Into A Necromorph: *Realizes she has been teleported and is then very confused*

Kafka: Where am I

Humanoid: Truth or da-

Ash: Hell

Humanoid: Now onto the next truth or dare!

Troy: I dare for Himeko to explain how her ultimate works and then for her to use it on Ash!

Himeko: So I press this button and then an orbital strike happens!

Himeko: *Presses the button launching an orbital strike that goes through the roof and hits Ash*

Ash: *Dies*

Kitty: Oh come on the roof's now wrecked...

Humanoid: Onto the next truth or dare!

Troy: We have to bomb Jarlio-VI!

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