Helldiver

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AN: I've been watching too much Steins Gate

Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare that is no longer still sponsored by Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Uranium Umbrellas after last episode's incident... now onto the first truth or dare!

theboi986: I dare for Gary to be protected from any harm!

Humanoid: *Hires a Helldiver squad to protect Gary*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

sonictheforreal1243: I dare for PG to be protected with bedrock!

Humanoid: *Seals PG in a bedrock box*

Kitty: NOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T SWEAR!

Gary: F- *The rest is bleeped out*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: I steal the beta for HSR 2.4 and share it online!

Troy: *Does the dare*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Ruan Mei and Kafka fight over who's best waifu!

Humanoid: *Teleports them into the gladiator pit*

Humanoid: *Teleports everyone else into the seats with Humanoid, Dave, Troy, Kitty, and Xavier in the VIP Section*

Location: Gladiator Pit

Xavier: Why am I here...

Humanoid: Thought it'd be nice for us place bets on who wins the best waifu fight!

Xavier: Wait but Morgan isn't here!

Kitty: Yea there's no catgirls!

Troy: Where's March 7th!

Humanoid: I mean there's no Elysia either...

Dave: Kafka is best waifu!

Troy: Shut up dave!

Everyone In The VIP Section: *Starts having a massive argument*

Ruan Mei: *Wins because of the events of the events of Run It's Not Godzilla*

Humanoid: *Teleports everyone back to the studio*

Location: Studio

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Switchy: Everyone plays Undertale!

Everyone Except Gary And Kitty: *Go for a neutral route playthrough*

Gary And Kitty: *Go for the genocide route*

Gary: I LOVE THIS!

Kitty: SAME!

Switchy: *Horrified*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

SuperFastPikachu: Me and Troy sue Ash for his life because he blew up the server room, we win and then make him suffer a brutal death, cut off his head, extract his organs and than eat them for a meal!

Ash: *Gets teleported to a court room before immediately losing and getting sent back to the studio*

Ash: Please have mercy SuperFastPikachu...

SuperFastPikachu: *Glory kills Ash before beheading him and extracting his organs and cooking them before proceeds to eat them*

Gary: Finally Ash suffers instead of me!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Switchy: I steal back Pokemon Uranium!

Switchy: *Steals back Pokemon Uranium*

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