Dave: Sir we have a problem
Humanoid: What is it Dave I am about to press the nuclear alarm button to wake everybody up!
Dave: We are being fined by the FTC for not disclosing our sponsor since Kitty VS SuperFastPikachu, and well that episode is from Season 3...
Humanoid: Oh s**t how much do they want...
Dave: A lot and I mean a lot of money I don't think we have enough, honestly!
Humanoid: Ok we will contest the fine in court!
Humanoid: *Teleports himself and Dave to the multiversal court ran by Judge Godzilla*
Location: Multiversal Court
Judge Godzilla: Hello Humanoid I see you have come to contest your fine for not disclosing your sponsor!
Humanoid: *Unsheathes Excalibur*
Humanoid: YOUR HONOR IF YOU DON'T OVERRULE MY FINE I WILL QUITE LITERALLY REMOVE YOU FROM EXISTANCE!
Judge Godzilla: *Remembers his previous encounter with Excalibur*
Judge Godzilla: Fine your fine is now void and second of all a fine isn't overruled...
SuperFastPikachu: *Bursts into the courtroom*
SuperFastPikachu: I WANT TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS FOR THE REVIVAL MACHINE HUMANOID!
Humanoid: We already have a room full of revival machines so no!
SuperFastPikachu: Ok well guess I am suing you for the money!
SuperFastPikachu: *Gives Judge Godzilla armor made of the same material as Sixshot's from Transformers*
Judge Godzilla Still Mad About Being Threatened: Humanoid the court orders you to pay SuperFastPikachu two hundred million dollars!
Humanoid: OH COME ON!
Humanoid: *Teleports himself and Dave back to the studio*
Humanoid: Dave go get the money from the vault!
Dave: Sir we don't have the money for this!
Humanoid: *Punches a hole in the wall*
Humanoid: Dave wake everybody up!
Dave: *Presses the nuclear alarm button*
Everybody Other Than Humanoid, Dave, And SuperFastPikachu: *Walks out of their rooms*
Humanoid: *Grabs a giant bag*
Humanoid: Everybody put all of your Pokemon in this bag!
Ash: Oka-
Humanoid: Because we are going to be auctioning off all of them!
Ash: Wait what!
Humanoid: We have been ordered by the court to pay SuperFastPikachu two hundred million dollars, and we don't have that type of money!
Ash: No I'll give you anything else other than my Pokemon!
Humanoid: Well the other options are selling every contestants kidneys or rationing food!
Five Minutes Later
Ash While Holding Back Tears: *Hands Pikachu to Humanoid*
Ash: Sorry buddy I can't give up my kidneys or food!
The Rest Of The Contestants: *Begrudgingly hand over their Pokemon*
Humanoid: *Teleports everybody to a stage in the forest, with a bunch of people sitting in chairs in front of the stage*
Humanoid: Welcome to the Pokemon auction!
Humanoid: *Sells every Pokemon other than Pikachu*
Humanoid: Now for our final Pokemon, this is the World Champion him self's Pikachu!
Some Guy With A Red R On His Shirt: I'll give you one hundred million for him!
Humanoid: Do I hear one hundred and ten million, do I hear one hundred and ten million
Nobody: *Says a higher number*
Humanoid: Going once, going twice, going thrice, sold to the man with the red R on his shirt!
Humanoid: *Teleports everybody back to The Studio after collecting the money*
Humanoid: *Gives two hundred million to SuperFastPikachu*
Humanoid: Now with the financial crisis out of the way, onto the first dare from lunalilianime213!
lunalilianime213: *Enters The Studio*
lunalilianime213: I dare for Ash to play against Aichi Sendou from Cardfight Vanguard
Humanoid: *Teleports Aichi Sendou into The Studio*
Aichi Sendou And Ash: *Play against each other and Aichi absolutely destroys Ash*
Ash While Enraged: *Throws a chair across the recording room then unholsters his .357 Magnum and shoots Aichi in the head*
Clemont: WHAT DID HE EVEN DO TO YOU!
Ash: I WILL BE THE VERY BEST NO MATTER THE COST!
Humanoid: Our next dare is from sonictheforreal1243
sonictheforreal1243: *Enters the studio*
sonictheforreal1243: I dare for everybody to eat a lemon!
Everybody Except Ash: *Eats a lemon*
Ash: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Ash Ketchum lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Ash: *Hands his lemon to Clemont*
Ash: Clemont go invent a combustible lemon!
Clemont: *Gets to work*
Humanoid: *Points a gun at Ash and hands him a lemon*
Humanoid: Eat the lemon!
Ash: *Begrudgingly eats the lemon*
Humanoid: Well that's all the dares for today starting next chapter we will be in the Truth Or Dare Talent Show Arc, so remember to comment down more truths and dares, but to also comment some ideas for the talent show!
AN: I'm going to be streaming DOOM Eternal tomorrow so there is a chance I won't be able to update tomorrow
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Pokemon Truth Or Dare
أدب الهواةYour favourite Pokemon characters have been teleported to a studio by a humanoid creature for tort- I mean Truth Or Dare!
