Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare sponsored by Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Uranium Umbrellas, now onto the first truth or dare!
theboi986: I dare for Brock to talk about the Fitness Gram Pacer Test!
Brock: *Is given a script*
Brock: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!... Start. ding
Everyone: *Laughing out loud*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
SuperFastPikachu: The studio gets an upgrade!
Dave: *Upgrades the studio with nuclear missiles*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Luna: I dare for May to go buy milk for Max!
May: *Leaves the studio to go get milk*
Drew: No Mat is gone!
May A Few Meters Away From The Studio: S**T!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Luna: Everyone what is your favorite anime!
Humanoid: Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works
Kitty: Fate Apocrypha
Dave: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Ash: Pokemon XYZ
Serena: Pokemon XYZ
Gary: Overflow
Brock: The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You
Max: Pokemon The Series: Advanced
Dawn: Naruto
Iris: Dragon Ball Z
Cilan: Food wars!
Misty: HunterXHunter
Sandtrooper: Precure
Clemont: Steins Gate
Bonnie: Pokemon XYZ
Goh: Pokemon Journeys
Lillie: Pokemon Sun And Moon
Lana: Pokemon Sun And Moon
Kiawe: Bleach
Sophocles: Steins Gate
SuperFastPikachu: My Hero Academia
Troy: The Honkai Star Rail Animated Character Trailers!
Switchy And theboi986: Pokemon
Humanoid: Now with that out of the way next truth or dare!
Luna Whispers To Humanoid: I dare for Jibanyan to appear and whisper to kick Ash's butt
Jibanyan: *Appears and begins to whisper*
Dave: *Shoots Jibanyan to death with an R-201*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare
Luna: What is everyone's darkest secret!
Everyone Except Gary: *Says a bunch of random non incriminating stuff*
Gary: [REDACTED]
Everyone: *Looks at Gary with horror*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Luna: A truth for the author would you kill everyone in this studio for one million dollars!
Lord Author After Teleporting Into The Studio: Yes
Lord Author: *Leaves*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Luna: I dare for Ash to kiss every girl in the studio!
Ash: *Kisses all the female contestants*
All Male Contestants But Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ash: *Kisses March 7th and Ruan Mei*
Humanoid And Troy: *Start unholstering .357 Magnums*
Kitty: Calm down you tw-
Ash: *Starts kissing members of Kitty's catgirl harem*
Kitty: *Pulls out a Mastiff from Titanfall*
Dave: Ok guys calm down I have an idea, Humanoid teleport in Astolfo!
Humanoid: *Teleports in Astolfo*
AN: The joke only makes sense if you know how Astolfo looks so here's a picture of Astolfo
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Astolfo: Wahaha I'm here!
Ash After Kissing Every Member Of Kitty's Catgirl Harem: *Sees Astolfo and thinks he's a girl and then kisses him*
Humanoid Whispering To Dave: Do we tell him
Dave Whispering To Humanoid: No not yet let him figure it out himself!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Luna: I dare for Ash and all the boys to do a Pokemon performance for the talent show!
Ash: Can we have some time to practice...
Luna: Fine you have an hour!
All The Boys: *Go to the TorD's Got Talent stage and begin practicing*
Ash: *Notices Astolfo is practicing with them*
Ash: Why is Astolfo here!
Humanoid: Well Ash, Astolfo is a guy...
Ash: *Is shocked*
Everyone Except Ash: *Laughing*
Humanoid: Now back to practicing!
One Hour Later
Humanoid: Hello and welcome to our performance!
All The Guys: *Throws their Poke Balls into the air*
Ash: Pikachu use thunderbolt!
Humanoid: Jirachi use doom desire!
Dave: I don't have any Pokemon!
Kitty: Same here!
Gary: Blastoise use hydro pump!
Astolfo: *Starts doing random stuff*
All The Other Guys: *Use Z moves accidently blowing up the stage*
Humanoid While Covered In Debris: And that's the end of the performance!
Audience: *Clapping*
Humanoid: And that's it for today's episode of Truth or Dare remember to comment down more truths and dares!
