Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare sponsored by Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Uranium Umbrellas now onto the first truth or dare!
Kru: I dare for us to torture Dr. Hopeless Romantic!
Humanoid: *Teleports in Dr. Hopeless Romantic*
Kru: *Starts torturing Dr. Hopeless Romantic*
Humanoid: I just hope he doesn't stop sponsoring us after this...
Dave: Yep...
Sandtrooper: I will say that Physician Unhinged Heartthrob is willing to sponsor us in the event of his supposed cousin Dr. Hopeless Romantic ending his deal with us, his products are enchanted crossbows with 100% accuracy and Physician Heartthrob's Icy Heartbreak Solution (For alleviation pain from stuff like NTR and dumping). However the solution does have the side affect of the person wanting revenge against their lover
Humanoid: Well at least we now have a backup sponsorship!
Humanoid: Now onto the next truth or dare!
Sandtrooper: Truth for Drew how was speech therapy and how strict were Koharu and Daiki with you?
Koharu And Daiki: *Bring in Drew who's in handcuffs and has a ton of scars*
Drew: I can now say May...
Drew: And I think you guys can tell how strict they were...
Koharu And Daiki: Well it looks like our job is now done!
Koharu And Daiki: *Leave*
Clemont, Chloe, And Citron: *Leave with them as they have scholarships to Blueberry Academy*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
SuperFastPikachu: The timeline gets moved into the future and revive humanity!
AN: Speaking of time travel Steins Gate is peak
Humanoid: It already is in the future we're in 2277 right now and humanity already has been revived!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Kru: Nuke all of the evil teams!
Humanoid: *Presses the nuke button and nukes every evil team*
Dave: Wait what about Team Star...
Humanoid: Don't worry about it now next truth or dare!
Kru: Add the cast of Hotel Eeveelution!
Humanoid: *Adds the cast of Hotel Eeveelution*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Kru: Flora the Jolteon goes on a killing spree and kills Gary!
Gary: Just get it over with...
Flora The Jolteon: *Kills Gary*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Kru: Flower the Leafeon and Berry The Espeon do it!
Humanoid: *Locks them in a room*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Sandtrooper: Brock I am giving you no context I'll be sending you to an interrogation room where you have to convince a middle schooler to not date their teacher in three minutes!
Dave Whispers To Humanoid: Blue Archive moment...
Sandtrooper: *Teleports Brock to the interrogation room*
Location: Interrogation Room
Brock: Well it's wrong an... (Starts trailing off)
Middle School: Eh I don't care!
Brock: *Gets teleported back*
Location: Studio
Humanoid: So how did it go Brock?
Brock: I failed...
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: Give Ash a harem consisting of all the Alolan girls, Serena, Misty, Latias, and half of the Genshin Impact girls including Raiden and Yae!
Kitty: *Has flashbacks*
Humanoid: *Sprays all of them with Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Gene*
Dave: As long as nobody from the Honkai cast is added we'll be fine... hopefully!
Goh: Hey remember what you feel in this moment!
Troy: I dared him to make an awkward Star Rail reference!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: I say my Star Rail hour count which is 5!
Humanoid: Amatuer!
Humanoid: *Shows his Epic Games Star Rail hour count*
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AN: I somehow have more hours on Honkai Star Rail than DOOM Eternal and Transformers Fall Of Cybertron combined...
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: Misty roast Ash back for everything he said in the original season!
Misty: But I can't roast Ashy!
Gary: Kill me now
Misty: *Roasts Ash but makes all the roasts tame on purpose*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: Humanoid bark for Kafka and Ruan Mei!
Humanoid: NO I AM NOT A CHAINSAWMAN FAN!
Kitty: Do it!
Humanoid: *Begrudgingly does the dare*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
SuperFastPikachu: Build New York City in Minecraft!
Ash Mid Build Session: *Blows up the whole world with enough TNT to blow up the server room*
Troy: Ash you now owe the studio 78000 dollars!
Humanoid: I expect the money in two weeks so figure out how to make that much!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Sandtrooper: For Korrina, Bonnie, ad Ash I have one token that will teleport each of you to either a haunted self storage facility or a boring waiting room for one hour. The former has monsters crawling in every other unit while the waiting room has Ako Sirabe/Cure Muse there for a dental apointment!
Ash: *Gets sent to the waiting room*
Korrina And Bonnie: *Get sent to the storage facility and start freaking out before Bonnie gets chased and killed by monsters*
Korrina: *Roller blades for the rest of the hour and is able to escape*
Ash: *Waits the hour*
Humanoid: *Teleports everyone back with Bonnie being revived*
Humanoid: Well that's it for todays episode, so remember to comment down more truths and dares!
