Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare!
Humanoid: Now onto the first truth or dare!
SuperFastPikachu: I dare for Florida to be taken over by someone!
Shockwave: *Takes over Florida and forces everyone in Florida to mine Dark Energon*
Humanoid: Here we go again...
Ash: Why do I feel like this happened before...
Humanoid: DAVE GET THE FLEX TAPE, now onto the next truth or dare!
Dave: Troy told me the next dare before hand and it is for Lord Author to check on every couple
Lord Author: *Checks on every couple*
Lord Author: Well pretty much everyone is asleep right now... and there were these in AmourPearlshipping's room
Lord Author: *Gives Humanoid the eggs*
Humanoid: Now with that out of the way, Dave start the alarm!
Dave: *Presses the nuclear alarm button to wake up everyone in the rooms*
Humanoid On The PA System: Rise and shine everyone!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare
Switchy: I dare for Dawn to evolve into a Loppuny and then mega evolve!
Humanoid: *Gives Dawn a bunch of rare candies then mega evolves Loppuny*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare
Kru: I dare to make a clone of Serena for Switchy, and a clone of Ash for Anabel!
Yvette: I ALREADY AM A SERENA CLONE!
Humanoid: *Makes a clone of human Ash for Anabel*
Clone-Ash: *Walks to Anabel*
Anabel: *Pulls out a .357 Magnum and shoots Clone-Ash to death*
Anabel: That's not the real Ash!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare
Switchy: Ash has to fight every Sans AU in existance!
Humanoid: *Teleports everyone to the gladiator arena and turns Ash back into a human*
Ash: *Puts on a suit of NCR Ranger Combat armor, and pulls out a legendary Never Ending MIRV Fat Man (I have been playing way too much Fallout lately) both of which he stole from the armory*
Humanoid: *Teleports every Sans AU in existence into the pit*
Humanoid: BATTLE BEGIN!
Ash: *Starts spam firing mini nukes at the Sans AUs, crashing the universe's physics engine, causing the fabric of reality to fall apart*
Every Sans AU: *Starts disintegrating due to the physics engine crashing*
Humanoid: Dave go get the flex tape and fix the fabric of reality!
Dave: *Patches up the fabric of reality*
Humanoid: Well the winner is Ash!
Humanoid: *Teleports everyone back to the studio*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: I dare for Lord Author to remove the no Humanoid self shipping rule and make him a ship!
Lord Author: *Begrudgingly removes the rule*
Lord Author: Welp I made him a ship but I did not make it come true
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Pokemon Truth Or Dare
FanficYour favourite Pokemon characters have been teleported to a studio by a humanoid creature for tort- I mean Truth Or Dare!
