HB & HH Incorrect Quotes

1

Alastor: I love you.
Angel Dust, not paying attention: What was that
Alastor: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

Angel Dust: We should be partners.
Alastor: You mean like, partners in crime?
Angel Dust: Yeah... that's precisely what I meant.

Angel Dust: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Alastor: Nope, there's 26.
Angel Dust: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Alastor: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Angel Dust: You'll get the D later ;)

Angel Dust: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.
Husk, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?
Angel Dust: Perfect.

Angel Dust: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That's embarrassing—
Husk: We're married.

Charlie, to Vaggie: We had a date!
Charlie: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

Charlie: Two of us!
Charlie: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Charlie: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

Charlie: You have to apologize to them Vaggie.
Vaggie: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Charlie: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

Charlie: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Angel Dust: I don't want your advice.
Charlie: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

Charlie: Are you packed for the trip?
Angel Dust: Yup.
Charlie: Then where are your bags?
Angel Dust: All I'm bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure.
Charlie: A change of underwear might be nice.

Alastor: Play to your strengths.
Vaggie: I haven't got any!

Angel Dust (brainstorming ideas for pranking Alastor): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?
Vaggie: Well it's hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it'd be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don't know if I'd be very successful.
Angel Dust: Huh, that's pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?
Vaggie: ...I am very passionate about Halloween, Angel Dust.

Angel Dust: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?
Fizz: Oh... I'd mildly trouble everyone.
Angel Dust: Alright, so what would you do?
Fizz: I'd shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.
Fizz: I'd twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren't working.
Fizz: I'd make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.
Fizz: And I'd tie everyone's shoelaces together.
Fizz: And then lastly, I'd snip a little hole in every tea bag.
Angel Dust:
Angel Dust: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

Blitz: How high are you?
Fizz: Mm, I don't know how to say it in feet.
Angel Dust: No, they're asking what drugs are you on.
Fizz: Oh, antidepressants, why?

Angel Dust: Blitz! I thought you were dead!
Blitz: No, just in deep cover.
Angel Dust: ...But it was an open casket.
Blitz: It was very deep.

Fizz: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Ozzie: It was autocorrect.
Fizz: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Ozzie: Yes.