Thank you so much to for giving me this idea, I ran out of them.
Lucifer: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Lilith, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Lucifer:
Lucifer: fsh
Lucifer: *raises eyebrows*
Lilith: Put those back down!
*Lilith and Lucifer are planning to break in somewhere*
Lilith: We need to distract the guards.
Lucifer: Right.
Lilith: What are we gonna do?
Lucifer: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Lilith:
Lucifer:
Lilith: Deal.
Lilith: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*
Lucifer: What are you making?
Lilith: A mistake.
Lucifer: When do you usually go to sleep?
Lilith: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
Lucifer: Help! I'm drowning!
Lilith: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!
Lucifer: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
P.S. Damn that fits too well.
Lilith: Lucifer, you've tried 37 times and you've failed every time. Give it a break.
Lucifer: DO I HEAR "FIRST TRY PART 38?"
Lucifer: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Lilith: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Lucifer:
Lucifer: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Lilith: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Lucifer: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Lilith: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Lucifer: No!
Lilith: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Lucifer: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
Lilith: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.
Lucifer: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!
Lilith: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Lilith: What an idiot.
Lilith: *realizes it's Lucifer*
Lilith: Wait, that's MY idiot!
Lilith: Are you alright?
Lucifer: Short answer or long answer?
Lilith: Short?
Lucifer: No.
Lilith: Long?
Lucifer: Nooooooo.
Lucifer: Lilith, you love me, right?
Lilith: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
Lucifer, throwing their head into Lilith's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Lilith, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
Lilith: You're charged with.....breaking into a pet store?
Lucifer: I thought the animals might be lonely.
Lilith: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Lucifer: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Lilith: Holy moly-
Lilith: Do you wish you were seeing somebody?
Lucifer: A therapist.
Lucifer: I need to dye my hair.
Lilith: ...
Lucifer: Or get another tattoo.
Lilith: ...
Lucifer: Or a new piercing.
Lilith: Why?
Lucifer: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
Lilith: I just accidentally prematurely sent an email to Lucifer... It was supposed to say "I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting", but I hit send when all it said was:
Lilith: Hi Lucifer, I am afraid
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HB & HH Incorrect Quotes
FanficI was messing with the incorrect quotes generator and even read books where it was used. So, A Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss Incorrect quotes book by me. Haha. 😂😅 The book cover is from Pinterest
