Alastor: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Angel Dust: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Alastor: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Charlie: Actually I did the math, Angel Dust would have $225, not $0.15.
Angel Dust: Fam I'm right here....
Vaggie: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Alastor: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Vaggie: Sorry I only have a dollar
Alastor: :(
Charlie: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Angel Dust would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Vaggie: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Charlie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Husk: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Charlie: Apply juice to what
: Directly to the forehead
Angel Dust: Great chat everyone
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Alastor: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Angel Dust: ...I did. I broke it.
Alastor: No. No you didn't. Charlie?
Charlie: Don't look at me. Look at Vaggie.
Vaggie: What?! I didn't break it.
Charlie: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Vaggie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Charlie: Suspicious.
Vaggie: No, it's not!
Husk: If it matters, probably not, but Niffty was the last one to use it.
Niffty: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Husk: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Niffty: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Husk!
Angel Dust: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Alastor.
Alastor: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Husk: Alastor... Charlie's been awfully quiet.
Charlie: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Alastor, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Alastor: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Alastor:
Alastor: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Husk: Why am I the bad guy?
Sir Pentious: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Alastor: *Stands in trash can.*
Husk: Alastor, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!
Angel Dust: Didn't you die?!
Sir Pentious: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
Alastor: Hewwo.
Angel Dust: Hihiiiiii!
Charlie: Greetings, Humans.
Husk: Three kinds of people.
Vaggie: I want pudding.
Alastor: Four kinds of people.
Niffty: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Husk: Five kinds of people.
Angel Dust: You're ugly.
Vaggie: Tone indicator?
Angel Dust: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs
Vaggie: Sir Pentious gets offended by everything.
Sir Pentious: What did you say about me?!?
Vaggie:
Vaggie: Case in point.
Angel Dust: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella!
*Angel Dust opens their umbrella while indoors*
Husk: Angel Dust, that's bad luck...
Angel Dust: Chill out, Husk!
Alastor, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!
Angel Dust and Husk: *screams*
Niffty: I really like Eminem.
Sir Pentious: I prefer skittles.
Charlie: They are talking about the rapper.
Sir Pentious: Why would they eat the wrapper?
Alastor: This is tied for most terrifying day of my life.
Niffty: Tied with what?
Alastor: Every other day of myself!
Alastor: Angel Dust... How do I begin to explain Angel Dust?
Charlie: Angel Dust is flawless.
Vaggie: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Husk: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Niffty: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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HB & HH Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI was messing with the incorrect quotes generator and even read books where it was used. So, A Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss Incorrect quotes book by me. Haha. 😂😅 The book cover is from Pinterest
