So, I have this headcanon that Angel, Blitz and Fizz are very good friends. I have like, read so many stories and they always sound like people who would get along well. Also, you all are going to love the first prompt (Hint: It has mention of a chicken in it and the generator named him Ozz, I cracked up at that.😂)
Angel Dust: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Fizz: Even better!
Blitz: What the fuck did you-
Fizz: *holding up a chicken* His name is Ozz.
Fizz: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Blitz, amazed: Wow...
Angel Dust, to Blitz: Well what does that mean?
Blitz: I don't know.
Blitz, to Fizz: What does that mean?
Angel Dust: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.
The squad is trying to con some random guy
Angel Dust: Um, Fizz, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Fizz: We need money!
Angel Dust: You're scamming him?
Fizz: I was thinking more like flat- out stealing from him?
Angel Dust: What?!No way!
Fizz: Why not? We already stole Blitz!
Blitz: Hey guys
Angel Dust: No, we didn't. Blitz can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Blitz: I wanna steal
Angel Dust: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Fizz: They do.
Blitz: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Angel Dust: My only talent is being stress.
Blitz: Don't you mean stressed?
Angel Dust: No.
Angel Dust: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Fizz: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Angel Dust: Absolutely not.
Angel Dust: Hey, what are you reading?
Blitz: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.
Angel Dust: Impressive! I must have it for myself!
Fizz: So it's just a Notebook?
Blitz: It's just a Notebook.
Angel Dust: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Blitz: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Angel Dust: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Fizz, recording: This is so cute.
Angel Dust: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Angel Dust: What an idiot.
Angel Dust: *realizes it's Blitz*
Angel Dust: Wait, that's MY idiot!
Angel Dust: Blitz, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Blitz: Fizz, Angel Dust wants you to get out of the house.
Angel Dust: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Blitz: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Fizz: I ate it too-
Blitz: See?
Fizz::-On purpose...
Angel Dust & Blitz: ...What?
*The group is getting into the car*
Angel Dust: I'm driving.
Fizz, out of view: Shotgun!
Blitz, turning to face Fizz: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Fizz: WOAH-
Fizz, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *
Angel Dust: You bought a taco?
Fizz: Yes.
Angel Dust: From the same truck that hit Blitz?!
Fizz, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
YOU ARE READING
HB & HH Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI was messing with the incorrect quotes generator and even read books where it was used. So, A Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss Incorrect quotes book by me. Haha. 😂😅 The book cover is from Pinterest
