Adding Stella just to bully her throughout the entire chapter.
Stolas, to Blitzø: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.
Blitzø: ...
Stolas: You are everything I've ever wanted in a best friend.
Stolas: How does one turn their emotions off?
Blitzø: Okay, so first go to settings.
Blitzø: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.
Stolas: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?
Stolas: We are gathered here today because someone- *glares at Blitzø's coffin* -couldn't stay alive!
P.S.: This will sadly be true as Stolas is immortal.
Blitzø: Is this gaslighting? Am I being gaslit?
Stolas: If I were gaslighting you, you'd never know it.
Blitzø: Is THAT gaslighting?
Stolas: Shut up.
Stolas: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
Blitzø: The whole "childhood wonder" stage just blew right past you, didn't it?
Stella: Stolas, you look deep in thought. What's wrong?
Stolas: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it's like to lick it? Even if you've never touched it before?
Stella: I'm never asking you anything ever again.
Blitzø: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Stolas: Never seen one.
Blitzø: Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real.
Stolas: What can't I see?
Blitzø: You can't see gravity. That's real.
Stolas: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Blitzø: Fuck.
Blitzø: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Stella: Yours.
Blitzø:
Blitzø: ...yeah, that would be pretty scary.
P.S.: Stella trying to steal her husband's boyfriend.
Stolas: I would let you ruin my life.
Blitzø: Sorry, I'm busy ruining my own. You'll have to wait.
Stella: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.
Blitzø: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Stella: ...what happened?
Blitzø: I made a VERY bad mistake.
P.S.: Stolas??
Blitzø: There's beer in the cooler.
Stolas: What about for the children?
Blitzø: You can get water from that water fountain and use it to water down the beer.
Stolas: Why don't we just give the kids water?
Blitzø, angrily: I suppose you could do that!
Blitzø: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?
Stolas:
Stolas: Why are you eating dirt?
Blitzø: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
Blitzø: You don't know anything about me!
Stella: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
P.S.: Stella stfu, you ugly swan or Stolas will fucking kill you.
Stella: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Stolas: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Blitzø walks in*
Stolas: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
P.S.: Stolas got excited. 💀
Stolas: Heh, Blitzø sneezes like a girl.
Blitzø: How about I pound you like a boy?
Stolas: That didn't come out right.
YOU ARE READING
HB & HH Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI was messing with the incorrect quotes generator and even read books where it was used. So, A Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss Incorrect quotes book by me. Haha. 😂😅 The book cover is from Pinterest
