Lucifer: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
Alastor: Thank god.Alastor: When do I get my own gun?
Lucifer: I wouldn't trust you with my kid's lightsaber.Lucifer: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Alastor: Three words.
Lucifer:Alastor: When surrendering, Lucifer is to hand the sword over HILT first.
Lucifer: Show me Pennsylvania.
Alastor: I don't know Canadian geography.Alastor: Start talking!
Lucifer: Well, I-
Alastor: Shut up!Alastor: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
Lucifer: I have an idea.
Alastor: A good idea?
Lucifer: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.Lucifer: Top 30 reasons why Lucifer is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Alastor: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!Lucifer: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Alastor: Okay.
Lucifer: And make out during the scary parts.
Alastor: Th-
Alastor: The scary parts.
Alastor: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.Lucifer: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Alastor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!Alastor: Thank God you were there. Lucifer. I knew you wouldn't let your best friend die.
Lucifer: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.
Alastor: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting them out of their shell.Lucifer: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
Lucifer: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Alastor: Literally or figuratively?
Lucifer: I have to specify?Alastor: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Lucifer: Why should I feed you if your just gonna die anyways?
Alastor:
Alastor: I'll go make my bed-Alastor: I was arrested for being too cool.
Lucifer: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.Alastor: Hey, if you type in your password, it'll show in stars.
Alastor: ********* see!
Lucifer: hunter2
Lucifer: Doesn't look like stars to me.
Alastor: Lucifer: *******
Alastor: That's what I see.
Lucifer: Oh, really?
Alastor: Absolutely.
Lucifer: You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2.
Lucifer: Haha, does that look funny to you?
Alastor: Lol, yes. See when YOU type hunter2, it shows it to us as *******
Lucifer: That's cool. I didn't know this site did that.
Alastor: Yup. No matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
Lucifer: Awesome.
Lucifer: Wait, how do you know my password?
Alastor: Er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause it's your password.
Lucifer: Oh, ok.Alastor, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
Lucifer: As usual, Lucifer has to save the day!
Alastor: As usual, Alastor has to hear about it.Lucifer: Don't preach to me about romance, Alastor. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.
Lucifer: Hey, @Alastor, when you wake up you're legally obligated to agree with me.
Alastor: But I don't.....
Lucifer: I don't see why that should be my problem??
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HB & HH Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI was messing with the incorrect quotes generator and even read books where it was used. So, A Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss Incorrect quotes book by me. Haha. 😂😅 The book cover is from Pinterest