HB & HH Incorrect Quotes

12 - The I.M.P.s

Moxxie: Where the devil is Millie?
Blitzø: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Loona: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Millie: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Blitzø: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Moxxie: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Loona: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Moxxie: *flips the board*

Moxxie: Shh, here comes Millie!
Loona: Quick, Blitzø, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Blitzø: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist.
Loona: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.

Millie: I just want someone to take me out.
Blitzø: On a date?
Moxxie: With a sniper gun?
Loona: Both if you're not a coward.

Moxxie: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Blitzø: Where is Loona?
Millie: I'll do you one better, who is Loona??
Moxxie: Here's a better question, why is Loona?

Moxxie: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Blitzø: That's deep.
Millie: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Blitzø: That's deeper.
Loona: ...You guys are idiots.

Loona: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Moxxie: Is it about death?
Loona: No.
Millie: Is it about drugs?
Blitzø: Is it about sex?
Loona: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Moxxie, Millie, and Blitzø:

Loona: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Moxxie: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Loona: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Moxxie: But I heard a siren.
Millie: That was Blitzø.
Blitzø: Sorry, I got nervous

Loona: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Millie: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Blitzø: FLOOR IT!!
Loona: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Millie: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Loona: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Moxxie: DO IT!
Millie: NO-

Blitzø: *Gasp*
Millie: wHAT??
Blitzø: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Millie: *inhales*
Loona, in another room with Moxxie: Why can I hear screeching?

Millie: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Loona: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Millie: What about it? They are.
Loona: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Loona: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Millie: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Moxxie: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Blitzø: I like the yellow ones.
Millie and Loona: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

Blitzø: If chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would?
Moxxie: Without question!
Loona: Without remorse.
Millie: Without hesitation.
P.S.: My brain after listening to this went to Fizz and Ozzie. I am cackling. 🤣

Moxxie: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Loona: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Millie: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Loona: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Blitzø: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Loona: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔