Give me more ideas if you have any because my dumbass is out of ideas, lol.
Alastor: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Angel Dust: It's just you.
Alastor: Angel Dust, you've tried 37 times and you've failed every time. Give it a break.
Angel Dust: DO I HEAR "FIRST TRY PART 38?"
Angel Dust: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Alastor: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
Angel Dust: I'm sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.
Alastor, over radio: Testing. Testing. Angel Dust, can you hear me?
Angel Dust, standing next to Alastor: I'm standing right here.
Alastor: You're coming through good and loud.
Angel Dust: 'Cause I'm standing right here.
Abegl Dust: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Alastor: This is a McDonald's drive thru.
Angel Dust, on the phone: I better go...kay, call me later... byeeee!
Alastor: Friend of Yours?
Angel Dust: Nope, wrong number.
Alastor: ???
Alastor: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Angel Dust.
Angel Dust: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Alastor: Actually, Angel Dust, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
Alastor: Do you have a self-care routine?
Angel Dust: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
Alastor: We all have our demons.
Alastor, grabbing Angel Dust: This one's mine.
Angel Dust: Good news! I didn't screw up!
Alastor: ...
Angel Dust: I screwed up less badly than usual!
Alastor: ...
Angel Dust: Screwed up with less immediate consequences than usual.
Angel Dust: I love hearing Alastor shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.
Angel Dust: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
Angel Dust: Hey Alastor, can I get some icecream?
Alastor: Only a spoonful!
Angel Dust: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*
Alastor: What's that?
Angel Dust: Chocolate.
Alastor: What's chocolate?
Angel Dust: Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from?
Alastor: Yeah. Grapes, nuts.
Angel Dust: No wonder you're so bitter.
Angel Dust, staring lovingly at Alastor: I would die for you.
Alastor, doing their own thing: Then perish.
Angel Dust: *Turns on the kitchen light*
Alastor: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*
Angel Dust: It's four in the morning.
Alastor: Turn the light back off.
Angel Dust: Ooh, let me see! *Takes a piece of paper from Alastor*
Alastor: ...
Angel Dust:
Angel Dust: Oh wait, I can't read.
Angel Dust, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
Alastor: *Locks Angel Dust in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Angel Dust: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
Alastor: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself.
Angel Dust: I've been prepared for that my entire life.
Alastor:
Angel Dust: Or something mean about you.
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HB & HH Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI was messing with the incorrect quotes generator and even read books where it was used. So, A Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss Incorrect quotes book by me. Haha. 😂😅 The book cover is from Pinterest
