Angel Dust: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers... appreciate life's miracles.
Angel Dust: Like me. I'm life's greatest miracle.
Angel Dust: Husk and I are no longer dating.
Husk: Angel Dust, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.
Husk: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Angel Dust: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
Husk: I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.
Angel Dust: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Husk: What was that?
Angel Dust: The sound of someone else's problem.
Husk, talking to Angel Dust on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Angel Dust: You bet!
Husk: At what temperature?
Angel Dust: 535.
Husk: That's the clock.
Angel Dust:
Husk:
Angel Dust: 536.
Angel Dust: You are a solid 11/10.
Husk: Aw, thank-
Angel Dust: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.
Husk: You spent all our money on THIS??
Angel Dust, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
Husk: Angel Dust and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Angel Dust: Sentences.
Husk: Don't interrupt me.
Angel Dust: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.
Husk: Those are bones, Angel Dust.
Angel Dust: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.
Angel Dust: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Husk: You kill people for money?!
Angel Dust: I can explain!
Husk: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
Husk: You look mentally ill.
Angel Dust: I am. Let's go.
Husk: Angel Dust, we tried things your way.
Angel Dust: No, we didn't.
Husk: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Husk: I trusted you!
Angel Dust: Why?
Angel Dust: I just drank a lego piece.
Husk: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?
Angel Dust: Yes.
Husk: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?!
Angel Dust: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?
Husk, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Angel Dust: But – that's just a trash can.
Husk: It sure is!
Husk: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that god is real.
Angel Dust: Oh shoot!
Angel Dust: Excuse my vulgarity.
Husk: I'll let it slide.
Angel Dust: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Husk: Ok, Angel Dust, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Angel Dust: 1917.
Husk: ...You're ready.
Husk: Violence isn't the answer.
Angel Dust: You're right.
Husk: *sighs in relief*
Angel Dust: Violence is the question.
Husk: What?
Angel Dust, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Husk, running after them: NO-
Angel Dust: *looks over Husk's shoulder at their laptop* What the fuck?
Husk: *slams screen shut* It's just research! For something I'm writing about! I swear that's it!
Angel Dust: Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of frogs?
Husk: It's not just "frogs", it's the Surinam Toad. And it's not "breeding habits", it's how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know!
Angel Dust: That doesn't change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction.
Husk, offendedly: You don't know that!
Angel Dust: I hear no denial.
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HB & HH Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionI was messing with the incorrect quotes generator and even read books where it was used. So, A Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss Incorrect quotes book by me. Haha. 😂😅 The book cover is from Pinterest
